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Date: February 14, 2019 10:38AM
God does not stick his head in and say "Hi." Ever. 108 billion and counting children so far without an appearance except as a burning bush for Moses or hovering above a tree for Joseph, or a quickie with Mary. By the time we hear about these events they are on par with a wisp of gossip. Not even second or third hand.
We don't know him personally with regard to our five senses. Feelings is all we got. Which, makes the idea of God a blank slate. You can write on that slate whatever you want. God does not appear and correct your mistakes. You can draw sunsets. You can depict bloody battles. You can scrawl that God hates gays. That he needs to be worshipped. That he turns staffs into snakes. You can claim he loves everyone, even gays. You can write on your slate whatever you want. Jesus came to America. Why not? And no one can prove you wrong just as you cannot prove yourself right. You can claim he answers your prayers and when he is silent you can claim that is your answer. We are each in the driver's seat with our own God.
Many let others write on their slate. Either too lazy or too unimaginative to do it themselves. Then they tell their kids what is on their slate. Often the kids believe it cuz, well, Mom and Dad! They wouldn't lead me astray. They are the smartest people on the planet!
I learned a lot of horrible things in my youth. I learned a lot of bigotry. Because of what the Mormon church and Christianity in general wrote on my parents slate. Oh. You say real Christians aren't like that. Well there's a lot of Christian slates out there. A lot. Some of what's written there scares the hell out of me.
When God pokes his head in to say hi, then we should start taking this God thing seriously. Until then, "just the facts, Ma'am" is my go-to. If religion is based on anything it is hearsay and gossip. That is what is on my slate.
So I was reading a review of a book called "I Am God." Apparently not a good translation from an Italian novel and therefore only a so-so read. But, what is interesting that this author has written on his slate, unintentionally, is what a bore God is, and what a mess this God is, because, He has finally after all eternity, decided to start thinking for the first time ever. No more status quo. So he is suddenly different:
"He's [God] half heteronormative deity, half embarrassing uncle." Embarrassing uncle! Haha. Sounds like most people's God to me.
The last line of the review regarding this under-performing God: "If God in a novel cracks a joke, it can be silly or grim or anywhere in between, but it has to be funny." Which, the god in this novel never is. Like Mormon God, he has no edge. XXX for sure on AGT.
I would like, as long as people are going to continue believing in God, to put a little more effort into filling their slates. Your kitchen cabinets may be old, but it's God who really needs the update. Especially the Mormon one. At least, I guess, Russ has his slate on his nightstand and is at least making an effort. And although God still won't correct what he writes, Wendy will.