"Here lies Joseph Smith, Jr. In life, he lied most everywhere he went. But now he just lies here."

"Joseph Smith, Jr. Father, son, brother, husband, husband, husband, husband, husband, husband......husband, husband...philanderer, glass-looker, financial scam artist, treasure hunter...husband, husband...."

"Joseph Smith, Jr. -- Doing his best Zelph imitation"

"Joseph Smith, Jr. -- In life he sought after things that were buried. Now he is one of those things."

Maybe like in the old West:

"Here lies Joe Smith forevermore,
Several shots from a .44,
No Joe, No more.

On the reverse side of the old West tombstone...

"Adding wife after wife,
He risked his own life,
Then all knew that he lied.
And, soon after, he died."

Here lies Joe Smith & Wesson
At Carthage Jail learn't his lesson,
His bosom caught the pistol ball
Lept from a window screamed the Mason call.

aha! Now I finally get what this burning in the bosom thing is. I think I'll pass as I'm allergic to bullets.

"Widely lied, wildly died."

^^^^^WE HAVE A WINNER!!! ^^^^^

Peppered Fanny and Cheese.

A Conner who's a Goner (Hip Hooray)

Smith is the name on this fool's grave
An unemployable, character-deficient knave.
Thought he was God's man of the hour
Loved the ladies, loved the power.
In the final moments of his prophet's tour
He died like a dog, and was seen no more.

Joe's dead. Nuff said.

"To say Smith was a martyr ain't exactly right,
Joe's just the one who lost the gunfight!"

Don’t let the door on
The Spaceship to Kolob
Hit you on your garments
Thank you mob.

If I remember correctly, didn't they have to hide the actual burying place for the prophet, for fear of his resting place being dug-up, or in some other way molested?

Cpollythinks asks:
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> didn't they have to hide Joe's actual grave for fear
> that his resting place would be dug up or desecrated?

The spot had to be hid, of course, since former dupes of rascals like Smith are often prone to converge at night around such stones and take a copious pee.