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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: February 21, 2019 09:54PM

OK ~ so ~

¿ ~ what is so "english" about english muffins ? ~

¿ ~ what do they call them in England ? ~

¿ ~ just "muffins" ? ~


¿ ~ or do the English call them something else entirely ? ~


in b 4 ~ like the way they call crackers "biscuits" ~

in b 4 ~ like the way they call chips "crisps" ~

or whatever ~

mebe you Canadaian exmos can share some light ~

anyway ~

also ~

¿ ~ why do these english muffins seem to have the ability to sit in the kitchen pantry for weeks on end without growing green penicillin spots ? ~

in b 4 ` english muffins are an esseintial ingreediant of an essiential exmo breakfast item ~

in b 4 ~ namely ~

fake home-made exmo egg McMuffins™ ~


in b 4 ~ other delisious exmo english muffin receipes ~


in b 4 ~ other exmo english muffin questions ~


plz respond RfM ~

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: February 21, 2019 10:05PM

Pending a Brit telling me I'm wrong, I think what Americans call English muffins are called crumpets in England.

I think Americans call them English muffins because someone asked, "What kind of bread is this?" and the reply was, "They're like these things they make in England. They're not exactly a roll or biscuit. Sort of a muffin, but not exactly."

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 03:21AM

Sorry, olderelder, I'll have to be the Brit who tells you you're wrong ;-)

English muffins (or 'muffins' as we call them ;-) are round, flattish bread tea cakes which are eaten toasted. Crumpets are the same shape and size as muffins and are also eaten toasted , but have holes in:

Photo of a Muffin
https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-english-muffins-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchen-106360

Photo of a Crumpet
https://www.daringgourmet.com/traditional-english-crumpets/

They are both similar in that their major function is to act as a sponge for the butter !

Tom in Paris, formerly of the UK

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 08:58PM

thanks be to Tom in Paris for links to pics ~

brb ~ inscribing home-made english muffins recipe instructions for the trophy wife ~


in b 4 ~ so ~

¿ crumpets are like pancakes then ?


in b 4 ~ ¿ why do the English have a different word for everything ? ~






asking for a freind ~

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Posted by: Topper ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 09:09PM

maybe it's the Americans who have changed the words. :-)

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 09:31PM

What do Brits call the cupcake shaped things we call muffins?

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: February 23, 2019 02:45AM

American muffins? or teacakes? Cupcakes?

Perhaps another Brit can weigh in, as my experience of your muffins in a British context is limited.

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Posted by: notmonotloggedin ( )
Date: March 07, 2019 03:29PM


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Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 10:03AM

I think I need to get back to Britain more. I never ever saw what is described as an English muffin until I came to North America in the sixties. Plenty of crumpets which have been around for eons it seems but I am wondering if the English muffin is something introduced from the US rather than originating there.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 10:15AM

They do grow green
It just takes a while
Not everybody eats them
Not even martians

Some prefer French toast!
The French call it toast?
Like French fries.
Or a French roast.

Lots of bread forms
Many different tastes

I like the texture
Toasted just right

With butter
And jelly

Yum
Me

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 11:38AM

I like honey on mine...

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 11:03AM

My world is shattered. Thanks a lot.

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Posted by: PollyDee ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 11:35AM

Australian Toaster Biscuits are far superior to English muffins -they are simply amazing! Costco used to sell them...now I can't find them... :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IMub9essVA

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Posted by: lindy ( )
Date: February 23, 2019 02:28AM

As an Australian I have never heard of Australian Toaster Biscuits . Over here in Oz we have what Americans call muffins..at least I think they do..kinda like a giant cupcake but can be savoury as well as sweet..and we have crumpets.

The Aus version of a pancake ( dropped scone ) is called a pikelet. Flatter than a crumpet and almost no holes. Crumpets should be toasted and pikelets eaten straight out of the pan..both with butter , honey, jam ( jelly) whatever.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: February 23, 2019 02:48AM

And in Cheshire in the UK where my parents live, pikelets are thinner versions of crumpets (WITH holes)...

Whatever, all these variations are delicious.

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Posted by: OzDoc ( )
Date: February 23, 2019 06:19AM

Agreed. NEVER heard of "Australian Toaster Biscuits". An Australian biscuit is an American cookie. Cupcakes were formerly pattycakes but cupcake is now the more usual term. Decorated pattycakes were often called fairy cakes- no longer PC. One type had a tiny piece cut from the top of a plain patty (cup) cake,jam(American jelly) and cream put in the recess and the sliced top divided and placed on top to form two wings. These were butterfly cakes.

Crumpets have been a winter treat,now all year round ,since my childhood. Toasted,slathered with butter, then Vegemite or honey. Muffins( of the So-called English variety) didn't appear in Oz until the late '60s.

Pikelets were the go to quick, cheap dish to take when you needed to provide a plate for a supper or afternoon.

An Australian woman was judged by the quality of her scones. Unexpected visitors could be guaranteed a scone at least with their cup of tea. Plain. Served with jam and cream as in a Devonshire tea, fruit scones with sultanas( American raisins) or dried apricots, savoury like cheese and chives. One Australian politician's wife was renowned for her pumpkin scones. I am an adequate scone baker but make a mean pumpkin scone.

Visitors welcome.

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Posted by: lindy ( )
Date: February 23, 2019 07:49AM

* checks times of flights * :)


I love pumpkin scones and I also make a pretty good pumpkin and sultana cake...I can bring some with me !!

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Posted by: Hockeyrat ( )
Date: February 22, 2019 05:11PM

I prefer scones. I ate them all the time when we lived there. I loved this one place especially, it was downstairs in a bridal shop. It was a nice cafe. I loved their lemon scones.

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Posted by: Kendal Mint Cake ( )
Date: February 23, 2019 02:57AM

I'm in England and I've only ever seen English muffins at McDonald's.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: February 23, 2019 09:35AM

They are called English muffins up here in the great white north too. Even on our Tim Horton's and McD's menus.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: February 23, 2019 10:03AM


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Posted by: desertwoman ( )
Date: March 07, 2019 12:54PM

Here, Ziller. This explains the name and history of the English Muffin:

https://www.thekitchn.com/the-english-muffin-is-not-english-at-all-234056

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 07, 2019 12:57PM

Oh, no.

Next you'll be telling us that hamburgers aren't from Hamburg.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 07, 2019 01:03PM

I was devastated when I learned that Dunkin Donuts "French Vanilla" doesn't come from France. It actually comes from Montreal, which makes it "French Canadian Vanilla."

And don't get me going on Belgian waffles!" Big Agra" deceives us in so many ways. I'm pretty sure "Green Mountain Coffee" doesn't come from Vermont's Green Mountains (the Champlain valley, maybe?), and do they really mix "Nantucket Blend" coffee beans on Nantucket? I have my suspicions.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 07, 2019 01:07PM

Yeah, but you are a well-known Berliner.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2019 01:09PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 07, 2019 02:13PM

As a self-proclaimed "Mongrel-American," perhaps fruitcake is more apropos. And don't spare the nuts!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 07, 2019 03:40PM

A number of yrs ago, either Ann Landers or Dear Abby had about two month's worth of articles about which way T.P. should roll off the holder, Over or Under;the contributors were vehement in their opinions!

PLEASE! No One start that debate / debacle here on RfM...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2019 03:43PM by GNPE.

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Date: March 07, 2019 06:45PM


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