Posted by:
Wally Prince
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Date: March 04, 2019 10:44PM
Lest you think that polygamy was devised only as a way for old farts to get their hands on as many young lasses as possible, be advised that it also came in handy for robbing wealthy widows of their land.
Formula:
Step 1: Covet valuable land owned by a widow.
Step 2: Use status as "prophet" to convince widow that her spiritual welfare depends on her marrying the prophet (without any regard for the deceased husband) and that disobedience would be a grave sin.
Step 3: Marry the widow.
Step 4: Take control of the widow's land and fine home in which she lived alone previously and send the widow to live together with other unfavored wives in a crappy shack.
Step 5: Open your hymn book and enthusiastically sing "We Thank Thee O Gawd For A Profit!"
Step 6: Start looking for another wealthy widow to rob blind.
You may be tempted to think I'm exaggerating. But you can find a well-described and documented account right here (as told by Briggy's Wife No. 19):
http://www.ebershoff.com/old/pdfs/Wife_No_19_Ann_Eliza_Young.pdf(Account can be found on page 282. BTW, Widow Lewis is also the mother of Thomas Lewis, the young man who was castrated by Bishop Snow because he refused to stand aside and let Bishop Snow force his girlfriend into a polygamous marriage with Bishop Snow.)