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Date: March 08, 2019 06:14PM
The online comic "Jesus and Mo" features Jesus and Mohammed as roommates in the modern world. In the current edition, the two of them are having a discussion in front of the TV.
Mo: So, God sent you, his only son, to die for mankind?
Jesus: Yes.
Mo: And then he revived you and whisked you back to heaven to spend eternity with him?
Jesus: Yes.
Mo: And that’s why this is called “Lent?” Because God lent his only begotten son?
Jesus: No, GAVE—“God GAVE his only begotten son!”
Mo: But hasn’t God still got you?
Jesus: Lent is short for the old English word “lenten”—the spring season, when Christians are supposed to give something up.
Mo: Like you gave up being dead?
Jesus: Piss off, Mo.
http://www.jesusandmo.net/