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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 08:43PM

Plan his future travels, visits with dignitaries, here are my put together travel ideas...


Next up: His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, who's living in exile.

Is there a head of the Russian Orthodox?

optionals: Queen Elizabeth (before she becomes incapacitated or dies: Not sure if Charlie will attend.

Pretty much out: Kim jong un; Donnie Trump (no positives there, even tho Donnie 'insisted' that Russ visit) Don even promised no photos... They do phone, however, under strict secrecy.

What might your suggestions include? PLEASE, no rank-and-file, at least person-to-person.

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Posted by: rocomop ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 09:08PM

They, the holy 15, ought to get in a big comfy travel van, or even a nice bus and head for Wall Street. Then 14 of them get off and the 15th just drives around, cuz parking is supposed to be a nightmare there.

The 14 each take a building and using their awesome power, they go in and convert all the big money presidents and CEOs, etc., and then within a couple of months, the world takes a turn for the better.

Easy-peasy for these Religious Giants.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 10:52PM

I'd like to see Russ and company go visit the leader of the people on the Moon who dress like Quakers.

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 11:52PM

First they have to visit the inhabitants of the sun.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: March 13, 2019 05:40AM

I’ll buy the marshmallows.

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Posted by: Organized Chaos ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 11:00PM

And after the moon stop they need to Hie To Kolob singing"Praise To The Man"as they go.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 11:31PM

Both Most Excellent ideas, but no earthly suggestions?

What if there's a crisis in GSLC which requires their immediate, in-person attention/intervention?

O.My.Heck!

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 11:48PM

Well, apparently Russ does need to straighten Putin out on a few things.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 11:59PM

Shinehah Wrote:
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> Well, apparently Russ does need to straighten
> Putin out on a few things.

I doubt if Vlady would grant Russ an audience;

a) too busy invading other countries
b) too busy controlling dissent inside Mother Russia
c) too busy conspiring with Donnie for the 2020 election!...

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: March 12, 2019 11:32PM

It's "Gump". Gump Nelson.

He's like the Forrest Gump of 3rd tier try-hard religious organizations.

By hook or by crook or weird luck he's going to get his picture taken standing next to all kinds of famous and powerful people.

Next up: Henry Kissinger, Justin Bieber, Madonna, Meghan & Harry...Sting...Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep.

He's going to need to enlarge the den to make room for all the new framed photos. Take your vitamins and get ready!

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Posted by: memikeyounot ( )
Date: March 13, 2019 05:34AM

I'd like to see them, all 15 plus spouses, attend a performance of "The Book of Mormon" musical. It will be playing sometime this summer in Zion and I bet there are still tickets available.

The scalpers probably haven't got all the tickets yet and the 15 plus wives could actually walk to the Eccles theater from the COB. Better yet, they could use their COB golf carts to make the trek and they could get seats all together.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: March 13, 2019 05:43AM

I want to see Russell M Nelson do the Joe Rogan podcast.

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