https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/kirby/2019/03/24/kirby-is-that-message-god/

>>Is that a message from God or the devil? Hey, revelations can be as different as night and day.

>>Nothing drives this home more than comparing myself to other Latter-day Saints who go on about whatever special relationship they have with God.

President Nelson's wife:

>My husband will say during the night, ‘OK, Dear, it’s happening,’” she said. “I just remain quiet and then soon he’s sitting up at the side of the bed writing, now with a lighted pen that someone gave him.”

There's progress for you. Joseph Smith used to have to put his head in his hat...

Kirby (according to Irene):

>>“He snores. Sometimes I have to put my feet on him and shove him onto the floor to get him to stop. You should hear what he’s inspired to say when that happens. It may be a revelation, but it isn’t from God.”

>>And herein lies the problem. If you believe it’s possible to receive spiritual revelation, how can you tell whether it’s from God or the devil?

That's a nice illustration of what happens after spending too many hours behind the wheel, whether you're a cop or a cabdriver.

Nicely done.

honk

Come on, this one has to draw some very negative attention from the prophetess.

This is one of his best as far as I'm concerned and gives us all a glimpse of how he really feels about the current direction the leadership is going. How can anyone keep a straight face when Wendy talks?

Good for Kirby!

"...a lighted pen that someone gave him."

And Jesus touched like Jaredite stones...

Oh man. Nail, meet hammer.

I don't get how Rusty's minions think that anything that comes into his head must be from gawdalmighty for the sole reason that he's the supposed profit-o-gawd. Isn't the Bible and the Book of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, chalk full of stories of the devil appearing to, and trying to deceive the holy prophets?

It would be absolutely hilarious if, in a fit of dementia, he was dreaming about Little House on the Prairie and woke up and wrote down that women must now only wear prairie dresses. I wonder how many "it was only a dream--a crazy dream like everyone has at times" we'd hear.

then I want none of him. This is what is IMPORTANT in the world today? In the families of his followers? Really?

I truly believed they talked to God, that they got revelation UNTIL we know when. March 22, 1983. They still haven't thought what I needed answers to was important, but you can't call us mormons anymore.

I think Kirby did such an excellent job of making Russ out to be a total fool with Wendy by his side as #1 fool.

SL Cabbie Wrote:
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> President Nelson's wife:
>
> >My husband will say during the night, ‘OK,
> Dear, it’s happening,’” she said. “I just
> remain quiet and then soon he’s sitting up at
> the side of the bed writing, now with a lighted
> pen that someone gave him.”

For some reason I pictured the context of this scene with Russ politely climaxing during sex with her. Now I got that image stuck in my head