https://www.ldsmillionairematchmaker.com/

A portion from the website:


"Our millionaire bachelor is looking for his perfect match, and we're hosting an exciting event to find her!

"Our organizers will select up to 20 amazing women to attend the exclusive June 7th event, where they will get to know our mystery bachelor and have a chance to make a connection.

"The event includes dinner at a private venue (to be disclosed to those selected), an amazing MC/Entertainer, great prizes, and a high caliber list of quality attendees who participants will get to know in a fun, interactive setting.

"The event will culminate when the bachelor chooses two women to each accompany him on a private, one-on-one date the next day."



All part of ghawd's plan?

I think I am going to be sick............

I know what you mean and couldn't agree more.



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application submitted ~


thanks OPie ~

All part of Gawd-Awful's plan.


" . . . high caliber list of "quality" attendees . . ." WTF? What the hell would the Mormon definition of a quality attendee be? A cousin of Wendy's? Or Dallin? Clearly "sweet spirits" need not apply even if they have tithed in full.

I notice the girl in the photo has her bare shoulders on full display. Tsk tsk.

This is tempting. Better hang on tight to Saucie!

Apparently, I'm a million laughs, and that's in-hand, or thereabouts. But I'm watching her...

micro-bladed eyebrows
breast implants
butt implants [if necessary]
eyelash lifts, tints, extensions
hair extensions [clip in or otherwise]
teeth whitening
well-maintained spray tan
gel nails (or whatever they're doing to nails now-a-days)
lifetime membership to Crossfit
bikini that shows off breast implants to full effect yet covers the navel
All of the above required
Oh....and...a TEMPLE RECOMMEND

I wonder how many new clients they sign up as a result of this promotion.

Seriously, I do wonder this.

(From a p.r./marketing standpoint, this is potentially an outstanding idea--I just wonder what the numbers are going to show.)

He’ll be choosing TWO women ???

Ultimately three.

A man can't get into the top realm in the CK without three.

Two finalists, ...supposedly.

And that's the beauty of mormonism! If he can't make up his mind, he doesn't really have to!

He wants to be fought over. Still having the Krystal/Alexix in the fountain fantasy.

Or the Wendy/Sheri fantasy.

As seen on Craigslist:

"Man living paycheck to paycheck looking for love at Prince of Pins Bowling Alley on Tuesdays, 7:30 to 9:00pm. Must have your own bowling ball. Extra points for getting there early and buying the first round. Also extra points for having a job!

"Ask for Rusty"

Why on my birthday? Weird.

Mormon version of the Mystery Date game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHsQpTbQ9Uo

I hope woman have more pride in themselves than to send in an application in the hopes of being selected by a man they know nothing about other than his net worth. Pathetic.

What are the qualifiers for participation?

-Personal Progress Award

-Seminary Diploma

-Sweet Spirit

-Sure Sign of Chastity (a locked chastity belt)

-A Well Endowed Testimony



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All successful candidates must be accompanied by Holy McGhost!

This is so typical of Mormons. The marriage is going to have problems within 6 months. Lots of counseling needed, talks with the bishop etc. This is just a disaster waiting to happen.

"Entitled self-important publicity seeking Priesthood holder seeks hot temple worthy gold-digger."

Who are the real sponsors of this gig ? Q15 looking for some young babes ?

If we see a rash of their wives getting a gentle boost into the Hereafter ... we'll know. :-/

I wonder what in the hell are those women thinking? Or men?

I didn't do well with mormon guys. I was too honest. I don't know how to flirt. I wouldn't compete for a man. If he thinks I need to compete for him, I don't want him. I guess there was no competing for the one I got!! ha ha ha At least I can laugh.

This fits right into mormon dating culture. It hasn't gotten better since I was in my 20s. It has gotten worse. Yet the girls still won't look outside mormonism, just like I wouldn't.

"Those invited to attend will have an unforgettable evening of intrigue, surprise, and delight as he and his team of celebs get to know you."

His team of celebs??????

Gawd this is shallow and embarrassing.

The surprise and delight of the evening is an all you can eat buffet of funeral potatoes and lion house rolls.

I'll admit it. I clicked on the application to see "what is wanted".

-Name, phone, email, photo
-Gender, date of birth, country, state, city
-3 extra photos
-level of education, occupation
-ethnicity, body type, height, where you grew up
-marriage status, if divorced list restrictions, # of children
-Would you make more children?
-Describe activity level in church
-ward/stake, current temple recommend, serve a mission
-primary personality color
-facebook profile url
-hobbies and interests
-how would others describe you
-share qualities that you are looking for
-describe/list previous relationships
-additional comments
-criminal convictions with details
-read and agree with service agreements

*They reserve the right to perform credit and criminal backgrounds and you agree to be mentally stable, drug free, NOT ADDICTED TO PORN, ABUSIVE in any way.

Of course, they reserve the right to do as they please with your personal info.

Why anyone or TBM would freely give out their personal info is beyond me.

A very terrible idea to participate in this.

What ??? No fingerprints ???

What on earth is a personality color?

Pop psychology

https://truecolorsintl.com/the-four-color-personalities/

Okay...you know there's something very WRONG with the bachelor....

Here's another cousin story. My ex-Mormon cousin is extremely good looking, and has money, and had eluded serious relationships, up to age 25. He met a beautiful, dynamic TBM member of a Mormon Royalty family at a party, and she conned him into getting engaged one week later. She said she loved him, and wouldn't let religion be an issue in their marriage. Those who met her could tell right away that she was a con artist. My cousin gradually found out that she lied about her career and her educational background, and that she had been engaged several times before. She started acting "crazy", but he was in love. She and her family began pestering him to re-join the cult, and finally her behavior became so extreme, that he broke off the engagement. It was a very messy breakup.

A few weeks later, her giant portrait appeared on a full-sized billboard, off of I-15, near Orem, Utah, saying "Marry me!" It had all her information on it, for everyone to see. It was bizarre!

Yeah, the billionaire will meet a lot of women like her.

I am looking forward to her next billboard, with her snarling visage over the main headline, "Marry me, or else!"

It would be less disgraceful to run an add in the Berkeley Barb !

Apparently, preserving one's virginity is Very Important.

Preserving one's dignity, not so much.

Hahahah haha ha And that's Mormonism for ya!

It is no favor to post that which robs each and every minute of my leisure time.

Google may not be able to vomit, but why try to find a way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH_wJimyHzA

I didn't know Rusty had a website of his own. Sly dog!


Rusty = Russell M. Nelson

Seeking woman with boat and FFL. Please send picture of boat.

I notice that they didn't specify an age. Perhaps I'll throw my hat in the ring. Oh wait, I don't have a temple recommend. And I'm not Mormon. Never mind!

Come to think of it, they didn't say how old the guy is, either.

a process like this is a good idea has to be flaky as hell. He's basically sponsoring an official audition program and inviting complete strangers to compete with each other in auditioning for the job of being his partner.

It's not a question of whether the auditioning process includes a "casting couch" component. They are essentially auditioning for a permanent casting couch position.

I watch The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise shows, and the interesting thing is that when the men are picking, they almost never get it right. The women who are picking have a much better track record, and they often know from night one who they want.

description wrote it as: "Our sociopath millionaire bachelor is looking to buy a perfect trophy wife and a spare, and we're hosting an exciting event to find her and her!"

I can't figure out why they didn't go with what the junior staff writer originally wrote.

A quick way to build a dating black book with little effort and cost to get interested parties to apply.

Then, if being a millionaire $10K on a party is nothing so long as you only invite the most beautiful women to be there and be entertained. Going into this the ladies have no idea what celebrities the host is going to invite.

I hope none of them end up on the back of a milk carton.

Any wagers that the groom is waiting with a prenuptial in hand?



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... and a non-disclosure agreement.