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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 12:43AM
What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window??? (n/t)


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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 12:44AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

"I did ALL Your Wives...neener neener neener!"

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: Dead Cat ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 01:42PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Going down in a blaze of glory.

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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 06:14PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

And I also did ALL of Y'all's daughters too...neener neener neener!!!

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 12:57AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Honest, I was gonna tell ya I made it all up but Hyrum...…

*splat*

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 01:00AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Brigham!! This is your fault!

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 03:04AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

"And I was one con away from retirement!"

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 10:34PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Now I'm immortal.

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Posted by: Screen Name ( )
Date: May 04, 2019 10:55PM
this hymn would have been expressed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b53EbA1NBRk

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Posted by: Al Shiffler ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 01:34AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Who moved the G***damn ladder?!!

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Posted by: Al Shiffler ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 01:38AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Who moved the G**damn ladder??!

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 03:40AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

You can say that again.

:o)

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 07:36AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Oh, shit!

He was calling for help from the same people who wanted him dead. Typical Joe.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 01:17PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

"Oh Lord! My God that hurts."

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 02:12PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

"Beam me up, ghawdie!!“

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 07:39PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

elderolddog Wrote:
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> "Beam me up, ghawdie!!“


hahahahahahahahaahahahhahaha.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 02:24PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

"Free beer for everybody!"

The crowd, momentarily distracted, allows him to shimmy down and limp to safety. Once again, he lies and gets away with it.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 03:58PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

CNB: You're suggesting that Joey wouldn't be distracted by beer being readily available; Do you have any evidence you can offer to support that suggestion? I think NOT!

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 05:04PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Look! It’s the Goodyear blimp.

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Posted by: Hockeyrat ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 09:33PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Geronimo!

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Posted by: normdeplume ( )
Date: May 05, 2019 10:02PM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

Joseph shoulda hollerd the line taught him in the bloody Masonic lodge he was in.

"Oh Lord my God, have mercy on the Widow's Son!

That may have saved his miserable ass.

Amidst the chaos, perhaps his brothers did not hear.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 06, 2019 01:40AM
Re: What JS Shoulda REALLY Hollered As He Lept From The Carthage Jail Window???

He yelled out "“Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine”.

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