Ice cold local draft. Fabulous.

Thank God I'm not Mormon!

:D

Yay for Nightingale!!

Well, tomorrow, you'll have to drink liters. In honor of Cinco De Mayo and the metric system.

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> Well, tomorrow, you'll have to drink liters. In
> honor of Cinco De Mayo and the metric system.

And you have to include something appropriate to nosh on (tacos, enchiladas, tamales, quesadillas, or tortilla chips).

:)

And Scottish music. Scots wha hae!



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1. Man walks into a Glasgow pub and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime.

“We don’t do cocktails,” replies the barman.”


2. What is the difference between a Scottish sheep farmer and a Rolling Stones song?

One says, ‘Hey you, get off of my cloud!”, and the other says, ‘Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!’


3. Why do Scottish pipers walk while they play?

To try to get away from the noise.


4. “In Scotland we have mixed feelings about Global Warming. Because if it's real, we all get to sit on the mountains and watch the English drown.”


5. “The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe. Wouldn’t it just be easier to learn to chat up a woman?”

No jokes on what the Scottish wear under their kilts? You forgot that one

Awa an bile yer heid.

I visited our newest craft brewery this afternoon for a couple pints. Yummy beer. Great that it's in a smaller town and that there wasn't an empty seat.

If you drink pints you will piss pints.

If it's American beer, you'll have to drink twenty just to feel tipsy.

Not American. Local craft-brewed. Very pleasant indeed.

I'd like to have time to do an in-depth study of brewing. Hands on, of course. But seriously, it's so interesting. I wish I knew more.

And there's nothing wicked about it, in the literal sense. It's wicked good stuff though.

Just spent the whole weekend at the Southern California Homebrew Festival. Lots of pints to be had.

I just enjoyed a pint of Summer Wheat Ale from the growler I filled at a new local brewery on Saturday. It's a GREAT day to be an exmo.