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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: May 06, 2019 04:35PM

Three-Fisted ExMo Tales ~ “Y Troop, 2nd Apostate Air Cavalry Division”

Y Troop of the 2nd Apostate Air Cavalry Division had been ordered farther south ~

they were based just north of the narrow neck of land that led into the land southward which had been given unto the Lamanites ~

RfM Headquarters had issued orders that there would be a Truce of Peace with Lamanite and Morg forces ~

it was to be strictly observed the first Sunday of every month unless Apostate Forces were provoked or endangered ~

and it came to pass ~

on the very next first Sunday of the month ~

Commander Steve Benson called for a recon of the area of operation ~

Y Troop lifted off in formation and proceeded in a lazy zigzag pattern across the landscape at treetop level while looking out for anything out of the ordinary ~

it was a beautiful sunny day ~

the sun had already risen high in the east, but at this altitude, the air was still crisp and cold ~

the flying things that lived high in the trees maneuvered in beautiful formations of their own as the Apostate gun ships flew past ~

Alice Cooper tunes were bumping through the gun ship's communication system ~

otherwise the radio was quiet ~

there were no calls from any Apostate Units engaged with Lamanite or Morg forces or otherwise ~

the entire world seemed to be at peace in every respect ~

it was the first day in over a year that Y Troop of the 2nd Apostate Air Cavalry Division had not been attacked or initiated an attack upon hostile forces ~

after patrolling for a time and a half a time, Commander Steve Benson spotted a lone Morg warrior riding a curelom down a dirt road towards a small Lamanite village ~

the Morg warrior had his steel sword slung over his back and was using the curelom as a beast of burden to drag a sled filled with golden tablets ~

the Lamanite village was festively decorated with bright colored banners ~

the villagers were all dressed in beautiful white silk clothing decorated with colorful flowing ribbons ~

Commander Steve Benson hovered the heliocopter gunship around the Morg warrior even closing to within ten to twenty meters ~

but the Morg warrior just grinned and continued on his way until he was in the village square ~

the Morg warrior looked up and raised a lone middle finger in a mocking salute ~

Commander Steve Benson said, “In my opinion, that is sufficient provocation and endangerment.” ~

he shouted the order to his door gunner, “Zap him Ziller!” ~

ziller pressed the “send” button on the heliocopter’s weapons system ~

the Morg warrior, his weapon and his means of transport evaporated in a yellowish-greenish cloud of vapor amidst the gala-dressed inhabitants of the Lamanite village ~

the formation of Y Troop Apostate gun ships began immediately receiving intense hostile fire from Morg forces embedded and hidden in the area ~

it was like flying above an exploding Lamanite fireworks factory ~ (srs) ~

Y Troop withdrew without casualties and flew back to base thinking the whole time that they had broken the Truce of Peace ~

they did not know that the Lamanite and Morg forces had no intention of honoring it anyway ~

because of the Truce of Peace ~

the Lamanite and Morg warriors had taken the City of Teancum that same day with no resistance ~

but that is another story ~


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 06, 2019 04:50PM

Y troop had to be rescued by F troop.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 06, 2019 04:55PM

"Alice Cooper tunes"

Nice touch.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: May 07, 2019 12:04PM

Ziller, I'm still waiting for you to take the grand prize in the RfM writing contest.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/07/2019 12:14PM by kathleen.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 07, 2019 12:51PM

Ziller needs to include more of us in his next story.
I could play captain moroni or something.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 07, 2019 12:54PM

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> I could play captain moroni or something.

without the god stuff on your title of liberty?

"In memory of our God, our religion, and freedom, and our peace, our wives, and our children."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Moroni

"In memory of our freedom, and our peace, our wives, and our children."

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 07, 2019 12:58PM

Yup.

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