Don't EVER tell me not to put a live octopus on my face! Nobody tells me what to do! Who do you think you are? The bishop?...Wait...Ouch...Okay...Maybe you were right. THIS time...Ouch...How do you get this thing off? Hey! Gimee back my lip!
I was just about to put a live octopus on my face, when I happened to bring up RfM, and came upon your thread. So I decided not to. You're a real face-saver!
Real good object lesson Dave - except I think We all know how Mormonism does that. Good lesson for people who have never been Mo's though. Thanks for reminding us just in case we think about going back.
yeah I kinda figured that since it has a huge dang PARROT BEAK right in the middle and would likely chew your face off ... what's the deal with the PARROT BEAK on an octopus? God musta been drunk that day ... "hey let's put a beak on this thing!"
Poor woman? What about me? I was just moseying along one morning, looking forward to crab cakes and barnacles for breakfast, when I was mercilessly attacked by this strange ugly being who wanted to eat me or kiss me.