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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 02:22PM


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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 02:35PM

How do you know God is short? Maybe he is tall for a virus.



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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 06:02PM

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> Maybe he is tall
> for a virus.

He must be giants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_virus

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 04:37PM

I see ghawd are more of a Navy 'boson', and his wives are all boson's mates...

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 05:09PM

Would that be the Higgs Boson? By Kori's definition, that would mean

God=Higgs Boson
Higgs Boson=God Particle
God Particle=God

Therefore God=God

"I Am That I Am."

Mind blown.



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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 06:53PM

You don’t want a burning in your boson.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 10:56AM

You don't want to be entangled with that confirmation virus.

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Posted by: William Law ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 04:41PM

That burning in your bosom? It's just hemorrhagic fever.

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Posted by: carameldreams ( )
Date: May 13, 2019 09:58PM

Then stop prescribing antibiotics as 1. We have global antibiotic resistance and 2. Only 10-20% of those who experience virus symptoms actually have the virus. So anti virals are hopeless for the majority of folks who claim they have a virus, like the flu.

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Posted by: Hedning ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 01:21AM

A piece of protein that gets into your brain and induces mad religions.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 01:30AM

Mad God Disease.

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Posted by: Hedning ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 01:58AM


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Posted by: William Law ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 02:49AM

Hahaha. Brilliant!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 03:09AM

;-)



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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 01:39PM

Yeah, that was good!
It should be in the What if God = Dog thread too!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 14, 2019 01:49PM

The priory of a prion are apostles.

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