Posted by:
Surly Cat
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Date: May 18, 2019 10:02AM
Very sorry to hear that Grumpy Cat (Paws Be Upon Her) has passed away at the tender age of seven.
But this does raise some questions:
* Do cats go to Heaven?
* If Grumpy Cat reaches Cat Heaven, will she have an unlimited supply of mice?
* Can cats receive exaltation, or would a celestial ladder be needed to rescue them from trees?
* Would Cat Heaven be Mouse Hell? Would the mice she eats be naughty mice? Or telestial mice?
* Are there degrees of glory for cats and mice? Can they be sealed to a spouse? Or are they polygamous like most cats are?