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Posted by: Screen Name ( )
Date: May 21, 2019 09:34PM
Passwords of God and Satan

All kidding aside for this one.

1. What is God's Password?

2. What is Satan's Password?

My best guess:

1. EternalOne

2. InfernalOne

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 21, 2019 09:40PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

Elohim: seXY_BeastOhOhOh

Jesus: #1

Joseph Smith: !!laydownIloveYou!!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 22, 2019 12:27PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

Joseph Smith: #neverneverran

" “I have more to boast of,” he’s reported to have said, “than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. … Neither Paul, John, Peter nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet” "
https://www.deseretnews.com/article/865610152/Joseph-Smith-wasnt-arrogant-or-boastful.html

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: May 21, 2019 11:09PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

God: H0ly1

Satan: 0riginalB@dB0y

Joe Smith: $mithRulez!

Most Mormon prophets: password123

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Posted by: Satan ( )
Date: May 21, 2019 11:24PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

4Nick8

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: May 21, 2019 11:29PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

Ok Satan. Let's see if anyone dares steal your info since you gave up your password. That could be Hell.

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Posted by: eternal1 ( )
Date: May 22, 2019 11:51AM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

Oddly enough, eternal1 was a password used on the church computer. It's the source of my moniker. lol

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Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: May 22, 2019 12:24PM
Mormon Jesus' debit card PIN number:

0406



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/22/2019 02:00PM by lurking in.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: May 22, 2019 03:16PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

Hard to believe, but despite all the warnings, God is still 1234 and Satan is 0000.

They both got hit real hard in the big 2014 Sony hack.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 22, 2019 03:27PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

Screen Name Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> All kidding aside for this one.
>
> 1. What is God's Password?

I cannot. I have not yet received it. For this purpose I have decided to back and get my recommend and converse with the Lord through the veil.

> 2. What is Satan's Password?

I cannot. It is in Reformed Encryption.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: May 22, 2019 05:14PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

Satan's password: Kill

God's password: Kittens

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: May 22, 2019 06:08PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

Reverse those if we are talking masturbation.

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Posted by: delbertlstapley ( )
Date: May 23, 2019 10:22PM
Re: Passwords of God and Satan

God and Satan don't need no stinking password. They are masters of nothing and everything - based on your point of view.

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