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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: May 29, 2019 08:13AM
I'll never, except baptism. Never.

Is that better?

:0)

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Posted by: SuperWash ( )
Date: May 29, 2019 10:45PM
Re: I'll never, except baptism. Never.

Except?
I bet you use "anyways" as well.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 29, 2019 10:58PM
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore!" (n/t)


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Posted by: mel ( )
Date: May 29, 2019 11:48PM
Re: I'll never, except baptism. Never.

Am I missing something? Like, the middle of the sentence? For example:
I’ll never, except for baptism, let a cute teenage guy push me under water, again?

Or, I’ll never, except for baptism, wear a funny white jumpsuit?

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: May 30, 2019 12:26AM
It refers back to this thread

https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2227958

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Posted by: mel ( )
Date: May 31, 2019 11:34AM
Re: It refers back to this thread

[|] Wrote:
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Thanks for the explanation!!! :) :) :)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 30, 2019 12:30AM
Re: I'll never, except baptism. Never.

mel Wrote:
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>....let a cute
> teenage guy push me under water, again?

I've never been there, but I don't believe it's cute teenage boys who are doing the dunking.

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Posted by: mel ( )
Date: May 31, 2019 11:35AM
Re: I'll never, except baptism. Never.

caffiend Wrote:
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> mel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >....let a cute
> > teenage guy push me under water, again?
>
> I've never been there, but I don't believe it's
> cute teenage boys who are doing the dunking.

Oooh, your missionaries weren't cute teenagers? Maybe you weren't a convert and as an 8-year-old you just had some old dude do it. You missed out!!! I've been told (if you are of the male persuasion) there are also cute young lady missionaries to dunk you!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/31/2019 11:37AM by mel.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 30, 2019 12:37AM
Re: I'll never, except baptism. Never.

The grammar nazis are having way too much fun with this thread.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 30, 2019 12:40AM
Maybe she means, "I'll never expect baptism"...? :=\

(I posted this before, Dave, but here goes:)

Q: What do you get when an English major goes into law enforcement?
A: A grammar cop!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 30, 2019 01:07AM
Re: Maybe she means, "I'll never expect baptism"...? :=\

Q: What do you get when an opera lover goes into law enforcement?

A: Bad jokes.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: May 30, 2019 02:38AM
Re: I'll never, except baptism. Never.

Eats, shoots and leaves.

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Posted by: mel ( )
Date: May 31, 2019 11:36AM
Re: I'll never, except baptism. Never.

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> Eats, shoots and leaves.

Love that book!

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Posted by: Greyfort ( )
Date: May 31, 2019 11:50AM
Re: I'll never, except baptism. Never.

A little more explanation on this one would be helpful.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: May 31, 2019 07:14PM
Got a new aircraft quality microphone and headset

and was trying out the voice activation to see if I could connect it to a computer for voice activated input for voice activated air traffic control for flight simulation -- and I wanted to see if it would write in text what I told it and that was the first thing I though of to say:


https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2227958


and then I edited it by hand and got razzed about it so this was my "revenge" payback joke.

Which is probably more than you wanted to know.

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