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Date: May 30, 2019 04:16PM
One of the many horrible things that I don't miss about church/conference is the "amen guitar solos". Let me explain.
This is where a speaker is about to close his talk, but decides to go on with a riff on the "in the name of Jesus...amen" by adding a run on sentence as a mini-talk for 1-5 minutes. The master, the jimmy Hendrix of our amen solo is currently held by sextuplet-ed-chin, Holland.
"And I say these things in the name of the one who beckons, the light of the world, the savior, who came to this earth to redeem me and you from our most persistent faults, even the Shepard, who bids you return, the master of disaster, the heavyweight champion of the world, even of other tiny worlds, he one we call lord, the lamb, the offering, he who directs interplanetary traffic, the one who'd change my tire on a Sunday, My main man, the original G, our friend and redeemer, Jesus Chris, amen".
I like it when people, particularly stake or high council guys try to do their own riff. They usually limit themselves to a simple "I declare these things unto you, my brethren, in the name of JC, even our savior, amen"..easy Clapton, don't hurt yourself.
"...the holy one of Israel, the president of the galaxy, he who cares, the giver, yeah, he who would tie your shoes when your back hurts, yeah, he who even today calls for you and I……"
-hmm. EXCUSE ME, Mr. Holland, I don't want to speak for everyone here, but I think that we all just pretty much know who you are referring to, so if you could just kind of wrap it up, that'd be peaches, you long-winded bagpipe.