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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:19AM
Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

What do you do next?



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/16/2019 10:20AM by anybody.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:22AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

It depends on what their “mission” is. In most cases, I’d just ignore them.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:23AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Sell her a bowie knife and a whetstone!

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Posted by: Jake ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:24AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Talk about the blues brothers

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 09:41PM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Slap them with a ruler until they fall down the stairs.

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Posted by: eternal1 ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:25AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Laugh

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:41AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Under what authority and who gave the order?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:43AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Hold on to your wallet !!!

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:55AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

I give them the second token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the patriarchal grip, or sure sign of the nail and ask them “what is that”?

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 10:58AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

anybody Wrote:
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> What do you do next?

Ask them "Which God?"

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Posted by: valkyriequeen ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 11:02AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Ask them: "What is wanted?"

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Posted by: Metoo ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 11:15AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Say “Who the fuck isn’t?”

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 11:40AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Quietly back away and not let them waste my time.

After all, they have an imaginary friend they can go talk to instead of me.

:-)

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Posted by: OneWayJay ( )
Date: June 16, 2019 08:41PM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

Check to see if they are wearing sunglasses, dark suit and tie wiht a white shirt, black shoes with white socks - and can sing Chicago style Blues?

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Posted by: HWint ( )
Date: June 17, 2019 09:45AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

I look around for Aretha Franklin, Steve Cropper and Cab Calloway

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: June 17, 2019 11:40AM
Re: Someone tells you "they're on a mission from God."

"My god says you're deluded."

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