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Date: June 20, 2019 09:03AM
This is satire -- here's the science
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-anatomy-of-dinosaur-sex-95156234https://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/this-is-what-dinosaurs-having-sex-looked-likehttps://wokennews.com/2019/05/17/creationist-claims-that-god-made-t-rex-arms-short-so-they-couldnt-masturbateA creationist by the name of Bobby Johnstone out of Florida claims the only proof we need that God created Earth and all the animals is the fact that T-Rex arms are so short which inhibit the ability to masturbate.
“Obviously, masturbation is a sin. That’s why God made the biggest, baddest dinosaur in all the land not be able to touch himself. The proof is in the pudding.”
Dr. Johnstone performed several experiments with a life-sized T-Rex to see if the arms could reach the nether regions. Out of all the different combinations of positions, not a single one allowed the dino to relieve himself.
He also watched all of the Jurassic Park and Jurassic World movies and assured us that there isn’t a single T-Rex masturbation scene. Not one. This was by far the most compelling evidence Dr. Johnstone presented.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/20/2019 09:08AM by anybody.