This is satire -- here's the science
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-anatomy-of-dinosaur-sex-95156234

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/this-is-what-dinosaurs-having-sex-looked-like


https://wokennews.com/2019/05/17/creationist-claims-that-god-made-t-rex-arms-short-so-they-couldnt-masturbate

A creationist by the name of Bobby Johnstone out of Florida claims the only proof we need that God created Earth and all the animals is the fact that T-Rex arms are so short which inhibit the ability to masturbate.

“Obviously, masturbation is a sin. That’s why God made the biggest, baddest dinosaur in all the land not be able to touch himself. The proof is in the pudding.”

Dr. Johnstone performed several experiments with a life-sized T-Rex to see if the arms could reach the nether regions. Out of all the different combinations of positions, not a single one allowed the dino to relieve himself.

He also watched all of the Jurassic Park and Jurassic World movies and assured us that there isn’t a single T-Rex masturbation scene. Not one. This was by far the most compelling evidence Dr. Johnstone presented.



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very crude attempt at commenting

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> very crude attempt at commenting

Not as weak as that one. Satire is much better when the line between fact and fantasy is more blurred, instead of being a canyon.

Jordan, I think you are suffering from "Because-I-Said-So-itis".

But I'm not a doctor, so...

Luckily it's not fatal!

Behold the evil octopus!

LMAO...nice.

Shinehah Wrote:
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> Behold the evil octopus!

What about all those dinos with long necks?

Couldn't ole T find a stump to do his business on?

This couldn’t happen in Florida?

Funny stuff.

But seriously, am I the only one who thinks those animals with their monstrous looks could have been some science experiments gone horribly wrong?

And those tiny arms, yuck and shudder.

They found dinosaur bones stacked on top of each other in China, it must have been a three-dimensional hell on earth.

"If you're happy and you know it, oh...."

Dr. Johnson needs to have something more important to study.