OK ~

evrry body gather around the RfM tailgate here an let us have a safety meeting y'all ~

OK ~


# 1 ~ wear you seatbelts even for short trips ~

in b 4 ~ most accidents happen within 2 miles of you home (4 miles canadian) ~

so ~

wear you seatbelts an also take alot of vacations far from home ~

OK ~

#2 ~ try not to look at your phone when you are driving ~

but when you do look at it ~

try to look where you are going also ~

and also ~

#3 ~ be kind to others ~

in b 4 ~ un-kindness tends toward violence which tends towards un-safety ~

remember ~

that geneology science has discovered that we are all related ~

(especially you utah exmos ) ~

so be kind to that driver in traffic with you ~

she is prolly related to your 3rd cousin's exmo grandma or retarded exmo auntie ~

if she was your grandma or retarded auntie you would appreciate it if exmo strangers wood be nice to her ~

right ? ~

OK ~

so ~

to summerize:

THE SAFETY MESSAGE IS ~

wear your seatbelts and be kind to strangers ` ` ~

an watch out use you phone when driving !!~


OK ~

so ~

back to your usual apostate activities ~

thx ` ~

I floss BEFORE brushing!

flossing will be the subject of future safety update theds ~


thx in advance ! ~

"geneology science has discovered that we are all related ~

(especially you utah exmos ) ~"


Thanks for the early-morning laugh :-D

Always wear sunscreen.

And watch your kids around water.