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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 21, 2019 12:42PM
Remember 'baseball baptisms'? How about baseball resignations...

If an MP could improve his baptism stats by encouraging 'baseball baptisms', what's to stop a bishop for sending in fake resignation letters from the top 50% of his inactive members so that his Snackerment Meeting stats would look better?

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Posted by: Gordon B. Stinky ( )
Date: June 21, 2019 01:32PM
Re: Remember 'baseball baptisms'? How about baseball resignations...

Perhaps this is why SLC sends out confirmation letters. Keepin' the bishops "honest."

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 21, 2019 01:37PM
Re: Remember 'baseball baptisms'? How about baseball resignations...

How come it didn't occur to SLC to do that with convert baptisms?

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Posted by: Gordon B. Stinky ( )
Date: June 21, 2019 02:53PM
Re: Remember 'baseball baptisms'? How about baseball resignations...

It's in their interest for numbers to go up, but not down. ;)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/21/2019 03:43PM by Gordon B. Stinky.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 21, 2019 01:38PM
Re: Remember 'baseball baptisms'? How about baseball resignations...

How about just inflate attendance numbers? Baseball Activations. If you record it they will come.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 21, 2019 01:42PM
Re: Remember 'baseball baptisms'? How about baseball resignations...

I just want what's best for the children. "The children, the children; won't someone please think of the children!?"

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