Posted by:
Jordan
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Date: June 25, 2019 01:29PM
When I was a member of the LDS, I felt like my shoulders and hands would be worn down from all the unrequested back slapping, excessive hand shaking, being pumped by fist, hand slapping and inappropriate hugging.
I would be walking down the corridor when suddenly a hand would appear on my shoulder out of nowhere. Fortunately my rapid self-defense reflexes rarely came into play otherwise that unwanted physical contact with slight acquaintances would have ended up coming into contact with the nearest wall or floor.
Even the children seemed to be being inducted into sloppy behavior. I was regularly called upon to slap the outstretched hand of some rowdy infant.
And wherever I looked in sacrament meeting, I would saw more lengthy back rubs and shoulder clenching than anywhere else except perhaps a massage parlor.