Preparations will soon begin to celebrate the 300th Anniversary of the First 9 Visions.

Many changes are in store between now and that special day.

How long before the first black Mormon prophet is ordained?

My estimate: April 6, 2130

Three hundred years is about how long it would take to convince God that racism was wrong, in the first place.

By that date, I believe Starbucks will open micro stores in most Brazilian Stake Centers.

Transgender members will, by then, enjoy special Discount Cards at all Deseret Industries and Deseret Books, but will still be denied window seating at The Roof Restaurant in Salt Lake City.

Women will be granted partial Priesthood powers, including blessing the sacrament, but only in branches that still don't have enough worthy robots.

Meeting times in 2130 will be just 45 minutes total, and will include conveyor pews that enable attendance without the need for any walking.

BYU will have been dismantled and the lad sold to developers who agree to never build massage parlors, tattoo joints or Pawn Shops on the formerly-sacred sight.

Excommunications will become as rare as baptisms.

Eternal Divorce will be cited as the #1 reason most people join the 129,689 member faith.



The time is now yours to predict what will become of the only true church.

First temple erected on mars. Next door to the 50th Starbucks.

In 2130 Rusty Nelson is still leading the church! This was made possible in the early 2020's when new technology allowed his carbon based brain to be transferred to a silicon based robot.
At first many members were reluctant to sing the praises of a robot prophet but after listening to a few Robot Rusty conference talks the members realized nothing had really changed from his past robot-like talks.
By 2130, the effort to eradicate the word "Mormon" has been abandoned. In fact the effort happened so long ago that members have forgotten that it was in Rusty's pre-robot days and it's generally agreed that he was only "speaking as a robot" when he tried to eliminate that word.

Lol, thanks for the laugh.

The only true church is malleable. God is a contortionist.

Whatever He says, goes...sometimes sooner than anticipated.

If He wills a robot spokesperson, be it so, until He changes His unchangeable mind.

Your post was inspired, or a damn good imitation of revealed truths.

Believe or die.

Brigham Who? Joe what's - his - name???

They need a ghawdlery...

Everyone who pays tithing is entered into the monthly ghawdlery, where your name goes into a computer at the Salt Lake temple, and then during the last session of the month, a name is randomly selected (for the previous month...) and the chosen one (obviously by Holy McGhost) gets his or her tithing returned, as proof that ghawd does hand out rewards!


The ghawdlery! You can't win if you don't pay!