What's really funny is asking drunk drivers to recite the alphabet. They usually mess up around j-k-l-m-n-, and stall somewhere around s-t-u-v-w, then jump over a few letters to x-y-z. I've had a few fail the text, stop, go back, and then sing it.
I keep track of the alphabet by reciting the military phonetic alphabet; which I sort alphabetically, otherwise I'm all over the place.
Like, Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot! How am I to know what comes first, Quebec or Lima? Or even who, for that matter...Mike or Charlie? Without the alphabet to help me keep the Mike-Papa-Alpha straight, I'd be Sierra-Oscar-Lima.