"A few months shy of her 15th birthday"

What would you have done if an angle with a sword threatened you?

I would have taken out my protractor and circumscribed it so it couldn't hurt anyone.

:)

And it becomes a translating hat if you put a seerstone in it ;-)

And keep in mind that not any ole seerstone will do.....it must first of all be one that you steal, oh excuse me, borrow from your seering neighbor, be of a rather mundane brown hue with just the right swirls in it, plus be capable of sitting quietly in the church vault gathering a thick layer of grime and dust, not bothering a single soul.

THEN.....drop it in said hat, and voila you are ready to become a JosephSmithSeer. Praise the Lord.

presleynfactsrock Wrote:
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> THEN.....drop it in said hat, and voila you are
> ready to become a JosephSmithSeer. Praise the
> Lord.


'Cause if he like you, then he shoulda put a stone in it
If he like you, then he shoulda put a stone in it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If he like you, then he you shoulda put a stone in it
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (whoa, oh, oh)
'Cause if he like you, then he you shoulda put a stone in it
If he like you, then he you shoulda put a stone in it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If he like you, then he you shoulda put a stone in it

M@t

at ease folks, they'll display Joey's real hat at the next centennial, in 2030.