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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: July 16, 2019 10:40PM

OK ~

so next time ~

b 4 you step over a u.s. american penny ~


stop and pick it up ~

it does not matter if it is heads up or heads down ~

(exmos are not superstisious) ~

OK ~


in b 4 ~ you just made the equivalent of 18 u.s. american dollars / hour ~

brb ~ picking up a u.s. american nickle an making the equivalent of 90 u.s. american dollars / hour ~

brb ~ picking up a u.s. american dime an making the equivalent of 180 u.s. american dollars / hour ~

don't even get ziller started about finding an actual u.s. american paper dollar ~


in b 4 ~ this exmo life hack works with canadian money as well ~


in b 4 ~ strong exmo math skills ~


brb ~ making that tithing-free exmo money ~

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 16, 2019 11:00PM

My VeryBrightSon says that Jeff Bezos income is so great, that the time it would take him to stop, bend down, and pick up a coin (or something) is the equivalent of $40,000 cash flow.

in b 4 ~ his divorce, I suppose. Maybe we're talking a mere $20K now.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: July 16, 2019 11:29PM

My tip: look at all of your pocket change. Look for quarters dated 2019 with a W mint mark. These are more rare than the D, S or P mint marks. Your local coin dealer will most likely pay $10 to $30 dollars for one.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 16, 2019 11:36PM

ah, crap! I have a bunch of 2019 quarters with 'M' on them. So close!!!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 12:23AM

The ones with "M" on them are counterfeit; you can be arrested and jailed for possessing them.

If you forward them to me, I'll dispose of them properly.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 12:42AM

Found lots of change, pens, all sorts of interesting stuff, including a .38 revolver once! (Called the police to recover that baby.)

Last summer I had a bunch of Irish girls renting a unit for the summer while they hustled bar. They couldn't bother converting their coin tips. Left about $50 behind!

Street bum to Caffiend: "Spare change? Spare change?"
Caffiend digs deep into trouser pocket, answers, "I think I've got enough, but thanks anyway!"

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 12:52AM

I did that to a Hare Krishna in an airport once.

She came up to me and tried to pin a flower to my top. I said, "Thank you! By the way, can I borrow $20?"

She tried to take the flower back, but I wouldn't let her.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 02:42AM

You know those miscellaneous, near-worthless and impossible to convert coins you find left behind at coin-counting machines? Save them, and keep them handy!

When homeless wretch opens the door for you at a 7-11, and shakes his cup in front of you, drop several of those pesos, piastres, sous, pence and krona into it. He'll be so happy to hear the clinks!

(Then run like heck!)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 02:52AM

My attitude towards the indigent is not the same as how I view those who try to extort money on pain of public humiliation.

The background to my Hare Krishna story is that I had fallen for the hard sell a year or so previously and was so angry at my own weakness that I thought up the plan I employed the second time around. I was perfectly prepared to make a scene, and I think the second Hare Krishna perceived that--which is presumably why she beat a hasty retreat.

As for funky coins, I generally save them for the next time I find myself in the issuing country!

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 01:27AM

I'm always scanning the ground looking for coins. A penny had to be pretty far gone for me to not pick it up. The most I ever found -- a $20 bill. Best place to look for coins -- an amusement park.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 03:21AM

cars, bikers & skateboarders, nature.

(But I did find $20 on the floor at Home Depot last week!)

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Posted by: exminion ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 02:06AM

That used to be my game--to try to sell something to the Mormons, when they came to my door. There was always a school fund-raiser, or a political campaign, or something like that, and I would interrupt the missionaries to ramble on and on about my "cause," and ask for donations. Whenever they would say, "If you need anything..." I would enthusiastically say, "Yes! We need money!" or "Our office needs someone to clean our board room before our next meeting." Now, I yell through the closed door, "I'm not opening the door. Go away."

My grandmother used to try to sell the Jehova's Witnesses those paperback Books of Mormon.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 02:31AM

Excellent!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 02:52AM

Hey, Lottie, how do you give a hand-out to a Swedish street bum when everybody's using implanted microchips?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 17, 2019 02:54AM

I just ask Mark Zuckerberg to credit the panhandler's account.

What do you do?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 03:08AM

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> I just ask Mark Zuckerberg to credit the
> panhandler's account.

Nice you have a personal relationship with him. Tell I'm STILL not getting a FarceBook account!
>
> What do you do?

I usually have my KA-Bar with me, in case he wants it removed.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 03:15AM

Oh yeah, Zuck and I are tight. He's a gentleman and a patriot, always puts the interests of society above mammon.

I love the idea of Facebook having its own cryptocurrency. Somebody has to help the downtrodden drug dealers and terrorists--and who better than our own Mark?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 03:47AM


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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 02:28AM

What you making-
I mean selling-
Mahn?

I bet money grows on trees where you live. What do you water them with hoss?

How about this for math skills?
Send me what you find, and,
I'll send you what I find.

Where do you live anyway?
Lots o' rich people...
With holes in their pockets?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/18/2019 02:29AM by moremany.

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Posted by: Aaron ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 02:44AM

In b4 this is dumb

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 02:47AM

Ziller gives the place a badly needed sense of levity. There are others, like TB[Long], who also help in this regard, but Ziller never lets us forget that

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play...

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Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 03:02AM

> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
> All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
> All work and no play...

I don't always know what to think of Ziller, but one thing's for sure: he's a "shining" example of whatever he is.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 03:05AM

Heeeere’s Ziller!

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Posted by: lurking in ( )
Date: July 18, 2019 03:46AM

I just hope things turn out better for our Ziller than they did for Jack.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 20, 2019 01:37AM

"Twice Upon A Rhyme"

Everywhere I go
All under town

I FIND MONEY
Laying all around

I don't pick it up
I just put it down

I pluck it from the trees
And fish it from the seas

I find it in ones, twos, & threes
Without having to get on my knees

There is always enough...
Even when there is not enough

What can you buy with it?
STUFF! Tough. That's rough.

Want something smooth?
Hurry, I'm on the move!

Got to make that money
And make it real, fast

From future to past, this is the cast

Don't lose it, just find it

If it's not free, stick with me



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2019 01:39AM by moremany.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: July 20, 2019 08:31PM

had sent her the poem about pennies from heaven, I pick up every penny I see as it reminds me of my mother. I used to just toss them if they happened to be on the floor or got swept up in whatever I was sweeping.

I use those coin changers all the time. They were a lifesaver when I was a poor single mother. When I'd be at the end of my money, I'd take all my coins in to the coin sorters. I often would have $50. It saved me many times.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 20, 2019 11:17PM

Some banks will process loose coin, or process it for their customers.

You can get plastic (or metal) coin organizers in a stand-up tray. Organize and tube them yourself when, say, you're on the phone or watching TV.

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