Rusty says Jesus wants more name changes. While it's true that the middle east seems to be transitioning into WWIII, the important thing in Jesus' worldwide outreach are the name changes:

https://newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/church-name-alignment

Summary:

LDS Music will now be "Sacred Music"

LDS Family Services..."Family Services"

LDS.ORG..."ChurchofJesusChrist.org"

LDSTOOLS..."MemberTools"

LDS Media..."Gospel Media"

LDS Apostles... "Whores of Babylon"

LDS Missionaries... "Mormon Missionaries" (What the hell else!?!)

LDS YA Wards... "Gospel Tinder Boxes"

They haven't come up with a "new name" for LDS Social Services yet.

Goddamn, it's always "new names" with these people

Levi Wrote:
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> They haven't come up with a "new name" for LDS
> Social Services yet.
>

"You don't qualify for our services"

The end is nigh. They don’t want Jesus to be pissed off by seeing the name “Mormon”.

please define 'nigh'

LDS Approved Cusswords will be changed to:

"Church of JESUS CHRIST cusswords" And will include; Flip, Fricken, Honk!, Darn, Crap, Jeeze, Shoot, Son of a Gun, Oh My Gosh (or Heck) & Goll dang.

LDS Approved Cussword - Mormon.

Usage. "What the Mormon?", "Mormon H. Christ!", "That's going Mormon in a handbasket!"

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> LDS Approved Cussword - Mormon.
>
> Usage. "What the Mormon?", "Mormon H. Christ!",
> "That's going Mormon in a handbasket!"

That's great!

I always wanted to confess that I took the profit's name in vain. After smacking my thumb with a hammer, I took great pride in screaming out Gordon B Hinkley. It made for a good mormon vulgarity.

I can't remember who is first, what's on second but my favorite is "Joseph F Smith!"

Rusty: Let the name of Mormon be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of Egypt.

The Church of Changing to JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day Saints

and the use of it as a modifier acknowledges that other entities have "sacred music", "family services", belong to Christ etc. The elimination of "LDS" in all of these terms connotes that there can be no other.

What a crock.

being called "tools".

Maybe it's a typo and they actually mean "member fools."

A ward is like one of those two inch wide Swiss Army knives.

If they don't come up with a three syllable or shorter way to say someone is a Mormon, basically everyone will continue to describe Mormons as Mormons or LDS. Fourteen syllables to say you're a member is ridiculous.

They are trying to blend... it's hard to scroll past if you don't realize you are in for a LDS treat... Luckily the chameleon doesn't have good camouflage!!!

The Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Anonski Wrote:
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> Rusty says Jesus wants more name changes.
> LDSTOOLS is to become "Memberstools".

This looks to be a purely Orwellian Newspeak insertion.

The change still stinks.

George O. seems more of a prophet than Rusty or Holy Joe.