Re: Contued 'funny stories'

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Posted by: pollythinks ( )
Date: September 02, 2019 05:43PM

My husband and I were standing in the fouler facing a long walk to the end of the hallway towards the kitchen (yes, they sill had them at that time), when an overweight lady was walking down the hallway. Suddenly, her drawers dropped down around her ankles.

All we could do to save her embarrassment was to look away as if we hadn't seen what had happened--but we did!

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: September 02, 2019 07:08PM

Re: Contued 'funny stories'

How much did you save her?
Wait (weight), let me guess.

Embarrassment, for Some, is
Humor, even Hilarious to Others.

Maybe I should read "funny stories" 1.0

I don't have any funny LDStories
NOPE, all mine are (Mormon) Bad.

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Posted by: AVT-16 ( )
Date: September 09, 2019 09:22PM

Re: Contued 'funny stories'

OH well- I have many and a very different take on everything.

My story of the day is the time My Single Buddy decided that we needed to have a Single Adult Conference - because he wanted us to meet women.

He got permission and formed a counsel,It was insisted that I help with the planing and be on the planing committee,

The one and only meeting I agreed to attend was the meeting to plan topics for lessons. I am very sarcastic by nature and really had no Idea that anyything I said was to be taken seriously.

So I spouted out topics when asked for them

Such as YOU ARE Single how on earth do you do family home evening alone?

Making diner for two when it is really diner for one.

We needed speakers so I suggested that we Call Dallon OAks to come speak to us and give us some advice since he had recently lost his wife.

Well I quit that committee halfway through that meeting because it all just made me sick.

However I did go to the next single adult function

Where the flier was posted with all my silly suggestions as topics.

My buddy then informed me that he called Salt lake to see if Dallon Oaks would agree to come. He was informed that Elder Oaks and others did not go to the local Wards for those types of activities,,,,,,,and that he Elder OAks had just recently remarried LOL

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: September 10, 2019 12:34AM

Re: Contued 'funny stories'

Funniest story ever told here is the now fabled tale of Elder Kotex Head.

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Posted by: shylock ( )
Date: September 10, 2019 01:28PM

Re: Contued 'funny stories'

Please retell the Elder Kotex Head story as I have seen it mentioned numerous times w/o the fabled story attached to it!

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: September 10, 2019 04:27PM

Elder Kotex Head

https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1218133,1218133#msg-1218133

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Posted by: shylock ( )
Date: September 11, 2019 12:01PM

Re: Contued 'funny stories'

HaHa... I wish I could of been a fly on the wall!

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> OH well- I have many and a very different take on
> everything.
> 
> My story of the day is the time My Single Buddy
> decided that we needed to have a Single Adult
> Conference - because he wanted us to meet women. 
> 
> He got permission and formed a counsel,It was
> insisted that I help with the planing and be on
> the planing committee, 
> 
> The one and only meeting I agreed to attend was
> the  meeting to plan topics for lessons. I am very
> sarcastic by nature and really had no Idea that
> anyything I said was to be taken seriously.
> 
> So I spouted out topics when asked for them
> 
> Such as YOU ARE Single how on earth do you do
> family home evening alone?
> 
> Making diner for two when it is really diner for
> one.
> 
> We needed speakers so I suggested that we Call
> Dallon OAks to come speak to us and give us some
> advice since he had recently lost his wife.
> 
> Well I quit that committee halfway through that
> meeting because it all just made me sick.
> 
> 
> However I did go to the next single adult function
> 
> 
> Where the flier was posted with all my silly
> suggestions as topics. 
> 
> My buddy then informed me that he called Salt lake
> to see if Dallon Oaks would agree to come. He was
> informed that Elder Oaks and others did not go to
> the local Wards for those types of
> activities,,,,,,,and that he Elder OAks had just
> recently remarried  LOL