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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: September 21, 2019 08:48AM
Russell Nelson reveals secret to his longevity, photographic memory

and love of world tours:

http://salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/Russell-Nelson-Too-much-sex.jpg

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 21, 2019 09:14AM
Re: Russell Nelson reveals secret to his longevity, photographic memory

Yet another pic that gives me the creeps.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 21, 2019 09:58AM
Re: Russell Nelson reveals secret to his longevity, photographic memory

You know, he's not wearing pants, just a green apron...

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 21, 2019 10:44AM
Re: Russell Nelson reveals secret to his longevity, photographic memory

That's way too kinky. It's like thinking about your parents having sex, which we know never happened.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: September 21, 2019 10:25AM
Now wait, that was a joke, right? (n/t)


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Posted by: exminion ( )
Date: September 22, 2019 07:01PM
Re: Russell Nelson reveals secret to his longevity, photographic memory

Yes, a joke, but the photo was real and untouched.

I still keep seeing "Mr. Burns."

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Posted by: LJ12 ( )
Date: September 23, 2019 10:24AM
Re: Russell Nelson reveals secret to his longevity....

I just realised that the older he gets, the more he resembles the Emperor from Star Wars. Can anyone else see it? I predict he will lose more weight with age, and will appear more an more like him.

Soon he will unleash the full extent of his evil power. Blue lightning will strike down anyone who stands in his way.

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Posted by: memikeyounot ( )
Date: September 23, 2019 10:46AM
Re: Russell Nelson reveals secret to his longevity, photographic memory

.....on a diffent subject, has anyone noticed how many photos show up with Wendy holding his hand, sort of like her life depends on it.

Maybe it does?

Or does she do it just to show her critics that she finally got man?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 24, 2019 12:45PM
Re: Russell Nelson reveals secret to his longevity, photographic memory

But playing with a flashlight in bed increases longevity.

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