Posted by:
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Date: October 10, 2019 03:45PM
Strip naked and put on the polyester shield. Then put on the polyester garments. Wear the polyester clothes. Wear the polyester robe, hat, put the polyester apron on and tie the polyester sash. You have been washed and anointed and you are no longer wordly trash.
Sit through a boring movie and try not to crash. Get up and sit down and turn the polyester robe around. Say Pay Lay Ale so you don't go to hell.
Step up to the polyester curtain and give the secret password and do the funky handshakes. Try to remember that blasted Five Points of Fellowship and thank God it's all over for goodness sakes.
Enter a room that looks like a hotel lobby or maybe your rich grandmother's house. Be quiet. Oh so very quiet and whisper softly as you sit on the polyester couch.