...as Jalen Hall (from Spanish Fork UT and an RM) becomes BYU's first African American starting quarterback. I'll never understand how any African American athlete chooses to represent a school named after BY.

I thought I heard them say that the very pale Black quarterback served a mission...

Not that any of this matters now, because BYU lost, so BY will be muttering, “I coulda told’em!”

Old Brigham can turn over in his grave all he wants but I don't believe the modern church cares one bit.
In fact I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the church has given new meaning to the phrase "Threw him under the Bus" by moving Briggy's grave to a new location underneath an undisclosed bus stop somewhere in Salt Lake City.

It must be hard for BY to turn over in his grave given how much that bus weighs.

How do they expect to win with a LAMANITE coach?
Haven't they read the Book of Mormon? "Loathesome and lazy" - what kind of Coach can he be?

Does Hall drive a cadillac ? Petersen says it's OK for black people to drive cadillacs.

Young has now rolled over so repeatedly in his grave that the remaining connective tissue on his skeleton have given way, making it so that his bones are no longer articulated. This has disappointed him very much on account of the fact that he can no longer turn but a couple of his bones, his pelvic bone being one of them. Also, his jaw has dropped from his skull, which annoys him very much.