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Posted by: sbg ( )
Date: October 14, 2019 09:37AM

Jesus, after all he turned water into wine...........

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: October 14, 2019 10:47AM

I have to go with "both in on it together." Just as a very loving Heavenly Father and Lucifer pranked Job with plagues of boils, killed his animals and all his sons and daughters just to settle a fun bet, Jesus and Satan made a bet on how many Mormons would search the bushes for cans of beer that didn't burst and slip them into their pockets. Who says they can't be fun?

"Hi Brother Jones. Is that a Budweiser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 14, 2019 11:23AM

Jesus wept.
Joseph belched.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: October 14, 2019 12:13PM


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: October 14, 2019 12:32PM

The priesthoood volunteered to do clean up.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: October 14, 2019 03:30PM

Fitting. The church is like a runaway beer truck, careening down hill, out of control!

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 14, 2019 04:33PM

God’s clarification on the WoW. Lite beer is okay.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: October 14, 2019 04:54PM


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