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Date: October 15, 2019 03:20PM
There is a place in my heart that glows with contentment on sabbath. It starts when I see a Mormon I know at the store on Sunday. The Spirit fills me with unspeakable contentment when I realize that they are trying to avoid making eye contact and, almost in a supernatural rapture I chase them down and talk to them.
I am not fluent in the Adanic language so let the king's English, in its limitations, paint the happiness that fills my heart.
I see my assistant coach. A man for whom I hod the utmost respect and who, in turn shares his most precious treasure with me: his constant, relentless testimony, particularly it's sweet dire warnings that I, if I were to return to the flock, life would be a dream.
His wife saw my wife and like a little child, stepped back into the toilet paper aisle. Still recessed in their Sunday best, they quieted their children so they would remain unnoticed.
But the spirit, of vengeance, spoke to me and told me that the chariot of public humiliation was there to pick up this good family in order to take them to shametown. I, an instrument in the hands of the lord, was to be the driver.
I came upon them with great haste, upon which the husband exclaimed: My wife wanted me to grill, but shame be upon me, I did not defrost any meat, so we find ourselves in Indumea (or the world) to buy its most carnal of offerings, discounted flank steaks.
The wife's face, red, smiling, looking down...the children's heads hung in shame, brought upon me such force of joy that I was not able to digest it in one sitting.
How can these saint be more concerned about being seeing by someone who does not give a single fuc&, rather than keeping one of their most basic of commandments? Why hide? was it bad ONLY becuase they were seen? Why not try to impress these lessons upon their children by example, instead of teaching them to be duplicitous? Why teach little kids to hide in shame? Why come to the store on a Sunday and then feel horrible about it? Just do it!
Of course as I digested these morsels of public self-humiliation did the sweet spirit of promise whisper onto my ear: Yeah, verily these folks are taught to be hypocrites and social posers 24/7. Only such indoctrination, such childish moral stunted growth would force two grown adult and their 4 children to hide behind toilet paper.
This is my work and my glory; to bring to pass cognitive dissonance and moral shame upon one and all saints, amen