They're phasing out sparklers beginning next month...and the snakes are to be limited to no more than one box per family. But the good news is that the sparklers will be replaced by surplus cap rolls manufactured in 1967 (but no cap guns will be available).
When (Pervert) Joe was running the stand, he would tell women folk that he fancied that he kept the good stuff behind the stand to entice them out back, then Joe would rape them.
That is how "some good stuff" for you worked back then.