https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/weddings/this-halloween-corn-maze-wedding-is-dark-sophisticated-and-bone-chillingly-beautiful/ss-AAIAGum

Beautiful.

But why go to all the trouble for a fun themed wedding?

Apparently, Celestial Weddings start at...

"That means a girl can arrange a wedding for the cost of transportation to the temple and $3.50 for clothes to wear."

And really why pay all the money if one or both are going to leave the church?

"The union of a sealed couple is regarded as valid only if both individuals have kept their religious commitments and followed LDS teachings."
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Sealing_(Mormonism)

high on a mountain top under a chuppah in Colorado. It was the most beautiful wedding I've been to.

Was their wedding banner unfurled?

Anyone Telestial wedding photo shoot. See how Lucifer has things posted to Pintrest?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/a-couples-attempt-to-re-create-a-picture-perfect-engagement-photo-with-a-bottle-of-champagne-totally-backfired-but-the-result-is-going-viral/ss-AAJfEyY

Another Telestial Wedding Photo Shoot. Just look at her midriff!!!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/a-wave-crashed-over-a-couple-during-their-beach-wedding-photo-shoot-and-now-the-stunning-picture-is-going-viral/ss-AAJX4tb

He looks like the type that could end up killing a man.

He looks like a man.

And what do you look like?

Tall, bald and just bordering on husky.

Do you trust in God?

”They have a better chance of me waking up thin tomorrow morning than they do of me taking that motto off our cars!"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/were-standing-by-it-sheriff-doubles-down-on-in-god-we-trust-decals-after-atheist-groups-complaint/ar-BBWt8eR?ocid=spartandhp

The links in their article don't work for me (maybe because I'm not in the US?), but what I can see is lovely. When trying to see the rest of the photos, I went to the photographer's site. She proudly proclaims that she's "caffeine dependent, over caring, over swearing".

I like her already ;-)

Her photos are good too.

Tom in Paris

Note: The Celestial Kingdom would be more correctly known as the Testictial Kingdom, for reasons I am much too refined to enumerate, much less list!

Mormons grow balls after death?

The men do in the Testictial Kingdom, and maybe even some of the women. Frankly, for many of them, that's their seat of learning.

Dew The Testictial Kingdom! Just Dew it. And Testictial Kingdom servants will clean up afterwards.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Manning_James



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