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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: October 26, 2019 02:40PM

(my suggestions, yours welcome):


We all know that 'sacrifice brings forth the blessings of Heaven, RIGHT?

Well, the GAs have decided, with wisdom & inspiration & insight, that there well be MORE YET MORE Blessings for the Saints if the members-

send all their jewelry & smartphones

Gold Fillings

Computers (just tools of Stan, ya know!!)

they're considering wymen to remove & send in the breast implants, but that hasn't been finalized as yet...


send all the requested articles to SLC / Presiding Bishop.


However, they're not sure if this is by Revelation or 'just policy'

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: October 26, 2019 03:05PM

Each member will have all their income deposited directly into an account at church headquarters.
The local bishop will decide how much living allowance the member receives based on worthiness.

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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen 2.0 ( )
Date: October 28, 2019 12:20PM

...the most probable. Just the next logical adaptation of their existing program of "guilt deeding" member assets, and estate holdings, over to the Church.

...a religious "death tax"...but totally "voluntary", of course.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: October 26, 2019 03:08PM

Every member needs to step up and support the LDS movie industry. Please subscribe to Living Scriptures instead of Netflix (which has anti-family content). For just 10 dollars a month, your loved ones can enjoy BYU art film clips and inspirational movies made by incompetent Mormon film crews. Your underwear is righteous, so why wouldn't you want a righteous streaming service for your entertainment? Ask your spouse, the one person in the house likely to be as prude as you are. Bishop's seal of good practice.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 28, 2019 12:41PM

Love it! And loads of commercials for scrapbooking and food storage.

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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: October 26, 2019 06:57PM

The Double Tithe ...

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