where the Telly Tubbies are fed nothing but the sulfurous yellow yolks of eggs laid by deformed chickens raised in hellish conditions at the Perdition Brothers chicken ranch (current proprietor: B. L. Zeebub).
And, yes, the deformed chickens are able to write in Deformed Egyptian with their feet.
"After fat mormons die they go to the cholesterol kingdom". Dave the Atheist: that is one of the funniest answers I've ever read! You guys are hilarious! This a good way to start the morning!
I recall an old question: Why are crows black? Answer: Because they would not help the seagulls. In the meantime I am awaiting a book entitled Questions to Gospel Answers.