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Posted by: Anon.... ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 08:58AM
(OT) Man falls into lava tube

Sad article about a poor elderly man. You know you are having a bad day when you fall into a lava tube in your back yard.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/hawaii-man-dies-after-falling-down-lava-tube-in-his-yard

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 09:38AM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

The headlines wouldn't be as intriguing if it was written that the man had fallen into a hole in his yard.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 09:49AM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

Yet another undignified death.

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Posted by: ptbarnum ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 01:21PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

The article says it was the fall that was fatal. I hope it was fast. Crazy weird way to go. I want to sleep through my turn.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 01:41PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

But then waking up dead might be quite a shock!!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 01:48PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

It doesn't seem to have hurt you very much.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 01:53PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

That's cuz I was tutored and then practiced for all that I was worth, and then some!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 02:06PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

So you DID spend decades in the temple!

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Posted by: Gheco ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 03:30PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

ptbarnum Wrote:
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> The article says it was the fall that was fatal. I
> hope it was fast. Crazy weird way to go. I want to
> sleep through my turn.

Worked for Micheal Jackson. Propofol helps.

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Posted by: ptbarnum ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 05:23PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

Yeah, there's that (Dylan Thomas?) poem about raging against the dying of the light. Not me, I'd prefer to go gently, distracted by a peak REM state. Or propofol, which ever. No drama.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 02:05PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

It was probably like falling onto cement. If only he had been wearing magic underwear.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 02:11PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

I read "Re: (OT) Man falls into love tube."

I wonder if that is possible and if pregnancy results could be actually accidental?

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 06:38PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

Elder Berry, you ever referred to your significant other as a lava tube?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 08, 2019 12:32PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

It can get hot.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: November 08, 2019 03:46PM
Re: (OT) Man falls into lava tube

There can be explosions in there.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: November 07, 2019 03:52PM
I walked by a psychologist's open door this AM--he has a lava lamp!

Outside of drugged states I could never see the appeal of those things.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 08, 2019 05:08PM
Re: I walked by a psychologist's open door this AM--he has a lava lamp!

You wild conservatives and your drugs!

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: November 08, 2019 11:46PM
Re: man ~

in b 4 ~ ¿ did he died ? ~

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