Posted by:
Elder Berry
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Date: December 04, 2019 07:12PM
God is a-stigmatism, dunking kids for dead, and giving men as many wives as they can marry.
Apparently, this is good and following The Word of Wisdom. IT is a time of winter so eat up the meat!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/pictures-of-the-year-oddly-around-the-world/ss-BBXk0qD?li=BBnb7Kz#image=42But these things are really, really, really bad.
https://www.solution-lens.com/drinking-alcohol-tea-coffee-can-affect-contact-lens-comfort/By logical deduction God likes myopia and a-stigmatisms. He did do that thing to those Lamanite people so it isn't a big surprise. A stigmatizing is a big thing for God and his spiritual eyes probably get screwed up by coffee, tea, and alcohol. Joseph Smith didn't heed God's Word of Wisdom like he shoulda.
And then there is the monthly periods of wetting youth in saving deaths. God ought to look into getting one of these.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/pictures-of-the-year-oddly-around-the-world/ss-BBXk0qD?li=BBnb7Kz&#image=45Members could drive it around to Stake Centers and mass baptize kids so much more effectively. I mean every kid 11 or older now is required to have a recommend to get wet for dead people.
And how about the eternal plural marriage thing they have going? God could really attract more men for his royal army of priesthood holders by bringing back temporal polygamy. They have spiritual polygamy so why not in this more liberal political "fullness" of time bring back the material thing?
And here is a way to do that better as well. Let men marry as many women as they can carry!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/pictures-of-the-year-oddly-around-the-world/ss-BBXk0qD?li=BBnb7Kz&#image=48Lincoln said polygamy was a twin pillar of barbarism I think. This is a positively inspired way to bring it back. Like ancient pre-historic times.
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 12/04/2019 07:15PM by Elder Berry.