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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 14, 2020 01:08PM
Mormon Pie (and beer)

A short short time ago
I can still remember now
That word used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I would make those Mormons blanch
And maybe I'd be happy for a while
But October '18 made me shiver
With every label I'd deliver
Mad Mormons on my doorstep
I couldn't take one more correct
I can remember why I didn't sigh
When I read this widower Mormon deride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the Mormon died
So
Bye, bye fabled Mormon Pie (and beer)
Stole a heavy from my history but my history was a lie
And them bad old men are counting money so wry
Speaking all about Jesus before they die
Christ'll be there the day that they die
Joe did write their book of love
And they have faith in God above
The Golden Bible tells them so
Do you believe a word takes a toll?
Can Mormon curse your mortal soul?

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/general-conference/2018/10/the-correct-name-of-the-church?lang=eng

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 14, 2020 04:50PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

I never liked mormon pie.

I do like chocolate chip cookies and beer. Seriously. I don't dunk them in it, but I like the cookie flavor washed down with a nice domestic beer.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 14, 2020 05:13PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

Does "Domestic" mean the beer is housebroken?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 14, 2020 05:29PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

No, it means they happily stay in the refrigerated corral I have in my garage, and they are very tame, like to be picked up and handled, they even let me put my mouth on theirs!

Now if I could only to get my stock to breed, I would never have to go the store to replenish the herd. Do you think a bottle of wine, candles, and a Barry Manilow album would help?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 14, 2020 06:18PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

Do you ever give them the tongue?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 06:43PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

No. but I let them deposit all their bodily fluids in my mouth.....and I swallow.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 06:13PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

Roy G Biv Wrote:
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Do you think a bottle of wine, candles, and
> a Barry Manilow album would help?

Oh, no! Are we back to Barry Manilow again?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 06:16PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

I think you guys are confusing berries.

https://www.westword.com/marijuana/berry-white-why-colorado-tokers-love-this-strain-9743206

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 06:39PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

When were we off Barry Manilow?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 12:37PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

Roy G Biv Wrote:
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> I never liked mormon pie.

Because it lacked real flavor?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 06:38PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

Yes, and because it was force fed to me everyday, and it always left me feeling empty inside and wanting something else with more nutritional value.

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Posted by: MickJarl ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 05:56PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

It seems some are missing the import of Elder Berry's post. It's a takeoff of "Bye Bye Miss American Pie" by Don McLean.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 06:03PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

The day "The Mormons" died -> Saturday, Oct. 6, 2018

https://www.kcbd.com/resizer/4MIGuBg0fQxd-_9tdmqGiUu_BBs=/1400x0/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-raycom.s3.amazonaws.com/public/FTRQK2C2KZB2PDMNRUH7DW5Y4Y.jpg

"Don't make me come down there and kick you out for saying Mormon."

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 06:42PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

It seems one is missing the sarcasm, innuendo, and fun we're having with this post about a takeoff of the song.

What do you have against Barry Manilow anyway?!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 06:44PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

Barry Manilow is what happened the day after the music died.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 15, 2020 07:12PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

For god so loved the world, he sent his only piano playing son.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 16, 2020 11:24AM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

Billy Joel?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 16, 2020 12:15PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

No, you silly. Glenn Gould.

Play us a Variation, you're the piano man!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 16, 2020 01:34PM
Re: Mormon Pie (and beer)

Intimation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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