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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 18, 2020 02:04AM
Parsons on the new temple gowns

Winston, you heard the news? New temple gowns, and it is said that these will last a long time. No, I'm not speaking of planned obsolescence. That doesn't apply to the gospel, and I'm surprised at your cynical attitude. Have you been reading from the Book of Mormon? I give it a full half hour every night. The children are so reverent. But the new gowns, I must have one first in our ward. They say the thread count is higher, and I see no reason to imagine that the blessing count hasn't increased right along with it. Double-plus blessings, eh, Winston?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 18, 2020 02:16AM
OMG! Imagine showing up in last year’s temple robes!!

Jesús wept!

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Posted by: Deb ( )
Date: January 19, 2020 07:42PM
Re: OMG! Imagine showing up in last year’s temple robes!!

lololololol

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 18, 2020 02:27AM
Re: Parsons on the new temple gowns

Not enough change. The men should wear white coveralls and Devo hats in the temple.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 18, 2020 09:24AM
Re: Parsons on the new temple gowns

Are we not men ?

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 18, 2020 07:34PM
Re: Parsons on the new temple gowns

The church is devolving. The church is DEVO!

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: January 18, 2020 10:10AM
Re: Parsons on the new temple gowns

Do the men still wear white jumpsuits?

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