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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 11:55AM

I googled and couldn't find any predictions. I thought this unusual because this upcoming conference is supposed to knock your temple slippers off.

I predict no donuts will be made for their April conference.

No women making donuts for the upcoming conference. I don't think Wendy makes them?

https://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon343.htm

"For this conference only, the evening session on Saturday, April 4, at 6:00 p.m. will be for all members of the Young Women and Relief Society and all holders of the Aaronic Priesthood and the Melchizedek Priesthood."https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/church/events/april-2020-general-conference?lang=eng

I did find that Robert Kirby thinks the Second Coming will be announced.

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/kirby/2019/10/13/robert-kirby-last-days/

And if you haven't seen the trailer. Here it is.

https://mormonlifehacker.com/video-the-fan-made-april-2020-general-conference-trailer-that-went-viral/


And in other news a Pell Grant payout was stolen.

https://byuiscroll.org/900-16-stolen-from-student-account/

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 12:46PM

GAs should insert the word 'Hype' into the official name of ChurchCo!!


They diluted the TRIQ regarding Honesty!

used to be 'are you honest in your dealings with your fellowmen?'

Now it's ' Do you strive to be honest in all that you do?"

IOW, 'striving' (intent) is now good enough, no matter what the Facts are.


Whose brain fart was this one? Russ'? Legalistic Hoax?

what will those of us who've been defrauded by (claimed) TBMs think about this???



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/22/2020 12:52PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 12:51PM

Yeah! Now the Mormon thief of the government money can get a recommend because maybe striving to be honest includes just a little stealing.

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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 01:14PM

My prediction is that they will decide they are mormons after all. But they will announce it and it will be on the back page of the Deseret News and nobody will know about it unless it is announced here.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 01:16PM

Love it! Would that be a revelation to rival The First Vision.

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Posted by: macaRomney ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 05:45PM

I have my fingers crossed that they will release the financials so members can know where the tithing is going. There is also still enough time to come up with a plan of what to do with the $100 billion slush fund.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 05:59PM

Seriously Clark?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 08:19PM

Remember: It's OK to stop by a donut shop after Saturday meetings, BUT NOT ON SUNDAY!!

(some ppl need a reminder)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 11:09AM

And support people who didn't go to the super spiritual special sacred combined S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Night meeting to work!!! Unthinkable. Only temple worth people can make THOSE donuts.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 11:12AM

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> And if you haven't seen the trailer. Here it is.
>
> https://mormonlifehacker.com/video-the-fan-made-ap
> ril-2020-general-conference-trailer-that-went-vira
> l/

Too bad in the beginning of the trailer the creator didn't put "200 Years in The Making" to start it.

Literally, The First Vision has had many revisions. The Myth is complete and ready to be sealed by a heart surgeon as the most useful falses out there!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 12:05PM

and,the lighted pen is now accepted as a genuine surgical instrument!! just don't turn the autoclave up too high...

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 12:05PM

I apologize for my hair-trigger computer keyboard!!

this has happened too often :(



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/23/2020 12:33PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 06:08PM

GNPE Wrote:
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> and,the lighted pen is now accepted as a genuine
> surgical instrument!! just don't turn the
> autoclave up too high...


I have just learned that they are building 'autocleaves'... This is the name they have decided to use to identify female sexbots. And you're right, turning your autocleave up to high could be very, very dangerous.



                              Would I lie?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 03:15AM

btw (asking for a friend)-

Does Russ live in ChurchCo provided housing? Say like those new(er) condos at City Creek?

I'm so old I remember when DOM lived in the Hotel Utah, maybe a couple later did also; who knows, and most importantly, WHO CARES?

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 03:33AM

This much hyped general conference will be as much of a letdown as going through the temple the first time.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 10:38AM

IKR?

I haven't heard or seen much buzz in my association with Mormons. Maybe it is super special to these Mormons but I don't think Russ has given much to go on.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 03:43PM

Elder Berry Wrote:
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I don't think Russ has given much to go on.

pen either out of ink or light batteries need replacing;
call in someone from the FP or Q12!!!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 03:48PM

IT will be all foreplay and no orgasm.

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: January 27, 2020 04:01PM

Yup. The priesthood will have blue balls.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 12:48PM

I am still holding out that YW will be allowed to pass the sacrament, maybe not bless it, but allowed to carry the trays.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 03:40PM

Anyone who even remotely possibly can carry a child will never carry sacrament because Jesus. Mary mother of Christ!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 04:27PM

Or will they brush it off as not a big deal?

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 05:22PM

They have heard the church's whitewashed story a billion times. What more is the church going to add that may cause additional doubts?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 05:28PM

I think they already have. A column of light above a farm boy's head containing gods is now a battery powered beam of mundane light emitted from a ball point pen.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 06:24PM

Wendy's version of vision:
"I saw a pillar of light exactly over my bed which was brighter than the bathroom nitelite. I heard a voice saying, 'My beloved where is my notepad?'. I then hastened to find the pad for that personage."

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 27, 2020 02:33PM

Too bad for her. When it happened to Joe it was raining men.

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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: January 28, 2020 03:54PM


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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 07:18PM

Donut-Free is going to be a let-down for many..
is / will there be a plan to deal with the blow-back?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 27, 2020 02:18PM

GNPE Wrote:
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> Donut-Free is going to be a let-down for many..
> is / will there be a plan to deal with the
> blow-back?

A cultural celebration is what is wanted but Nelson detests musicals. I'm sure Wendy will have a relation to deal with the blow-back from this commemorative letdown. Seriously a special session of conference? Sounds so boring for the premier event of The Restoration.

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Posted by: anonyXmo ( )
Date: January 25, 2020 01:11AM

For years I was interested and looked forward to new temple announcements, but then as there started to be more and more I got less interested, went down to moderately intrigued, and now it doesn't matter anymore. The temple announcements were the only thing I found mildly worth paying attention to but now it's like a new Starbucks opening. Good job, LDS Corp!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 25, 2020 11:20AM

...because it showed that the audience really, really cared!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 27, 2020 03:12PM

anonyXmo Wrote:
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> For years I was interested and looked forward to
> new temple announcements, but then as there
> started to be more and more I got less interested,
> went down to moderately intrigued, and now it
> doesn't matter anymore. The temple announcements
> were the only thing I found mildly worth paying
> attention to but now it's like a new Starbucks
> opening. Good job, LDS Corp!


Think: Russian Temple, announced in '18; Ghost Temple!!

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: January 27, 2020 03:34PM

I seem to recall that the presenter of temple announcements during GC requested members to refrain from squealing in delight upon hearing THEIR area temple announced. Well I hope it will soon bite them in the arse that nobody will give a damn.

Sort of reminds me of the fallen movie star who walks down the street unrecognized and unadorned by fans.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 28, 2020 03:15PM

messygoop Wrote:
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> Sort of reminds me of the fallen movie star who
> walks down the street unrecognized and unadorned
> by fans.

Boy I wish this were true but temples are like the Mormon Christus. Show pieces always adored and little attended.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: January 28, 2020 03:22PM

I predict that they will blame everything on porn, say that the $100 billion is "the Lord's" money and he still needs more.

And no donuts. Only air will be served.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: January 28, 2020 03:25PM

BYOD

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 28, 2020 03:40PM

The spirit of god like an airfryer is burning.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: January 28, 2020 04:09PM

Well, both airfriers and GC use a lot of hot air.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 28, 2020 06:47PM

They are a reduced calories option when you need to both feed your family and pay tithing and can't do both.

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