I googled and couldn't find any predictions. I thought this unusual because this upcoming conference is supposed to knock your temple slippers off.

I predict no donuts will be made for their April conference.

No women making donuts for the upcoming conference. I don't think Wendy makes them?

https://www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon343.htm

"For this conference only, the evening session on Saturday, April 4, at 6:00 p.m. will be for all members of the Young Women and Relief Society and all holders of the Aaronic Priesthood and the Melchizedek Priesthood."https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/church/events/april-2020-general-conference?lang=eng

I did find that Robert Kirby thinks the Second Coming will be announced.

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/kirby/2019/10/13/robert-kirby-last-days/

And if you haven't seen the trailer. Here it is.

https://mormonlifehacker.com/video-the-fan-made-april-2020-general-conference-trailer-that-went-viral/


And in other news a Pell Grant payout was stolen.

https://byuiscroll.org/900-16-stolen-from-student-account/

GAs should insert the word 'Hype' into the official name of ChurchCo!!


They diluted the TRIQ regarding Honesty!

used to be 'are you honest in your dealings with your fellowmen?'

Now it's ' Do you strive to be honest in all that you do?"

IOW, 'striving' (intent) is now good enough, no matter what the Facts are.


Whose brain fart was this one? Russ'? Legalistic Hoax?

what will those of us who've been defrauded by (claimed) TBMs think about this???



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Yeah! Now the Mormon thief of the government money can get a recommend because maybe striving to be honest includes just a little stealing.

My prediction is that they will decide they are mormons after all. But they will announce it and it will be on the back page of the Deseret News and nobody will know about it unless it is announced here.

Love it! Would that be a revelation to rival The First Vision.

I have my fingers crossed that they will release the financials so members can know where the tithing is going. There is also still enough time to come up with a plan of what to do with the $100 billion slush fund.

Seriously Clark?

Remember: It's OK to stop by a donut shop after Saturday meetings, BUT NOT ON SUNDAY!!

(some ppl need a reminder)

And support people who didn't go to the super spiritual special sacred combined S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Night meeting to work!!! Unthinkable. Only temple worth people can make THOSE donuts.

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> And if you haven't seen the trailer. Here it is.
>
> https://mormonlifehacker.com/video-the-fan-made-ap
> ril-2020-general-conference-trailer-that-went-vira
> l/

Too bad in the beginning of the trailer the creator didn't put "200 Years in The Making" to start it.

Literally, The First Vision has had many revisions. The Myth is complete and ready to be sealed by a heart surgeon as the most useful falses out there!

and,the lighted pen is now accepted as a genuine surgical instrument!! just don't turn the autoclave up too high...

I apologize for my hair-trigger computer keyboard!!

this has happened too often :(



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GNPE Wrote:
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> and,the lighted pen is now accepted as a genuine
> surgical instrument!! just don't turn the
> autoclave up too high...


I have just learned that they are building 'autocleaves'... This is the name they have decided to use to identify female sexbots. And you're right, turning your autocleave up to high could be very, very dangerous.



                              Would I lie?

btw (asking for a friend)-

Does Russ live in ChurchCo provided housing? Say like those new(er) condos at City Creek?

I'm so old I remember when DOM lived in the Hotel Utah, maybe a couple later did also; who knows, and most importantly, WHO CARES?

This much hyped general conference will be as much of a letdown as going through the temple the first time.

IKR?

I haven't heard or seen much buzz in my association with Mormons. Maybe it is super special to these Mormons but I don't think Russ has given much to go on.

Elder Berry Wrote:
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I don't think Russ has given much to go on.

pen either out of ink or light batteries need replacing;
call in someone from the FP or Q12!!!

IT will be all foreplay and no orgasm.

Yup. The priesthood will have blue balls.

I am still holding out that YW will be allowed to pass the sacrament, maybe not bless it, but allowed to carry the trays.

Anyone who even remotely possibly can carry a child will never carry sacrament because Jesus. Mary mother of Christ!

Or will they brush it off as not a big deal?

They have heard the church's whitewashed story a billion times. What more is the church going to add that may cause additional doubts?

I think they already have. A column of light above a farm boy's head containing gods is now a battery powered beam of mundane light emitted from a ball point pen.

Wendy's version of vision:
"I saw a pillar of light exactly over my bed which was brighter than the bathroom nitelite. I heard a voice saying, 'My beloved where is my notepad?'. I then hastened to find the pad for that personage."

Too bad for her. When it happened to Joe it was raining men.

Donut-Free is going to be a let-down for many..
is / will there be a plan to deal with the blow-back?

GNPE Wrote:
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> Donut-Free is going to be a let-down for many..
> is / will there be a plan to deal with the
> blow-back?

A cultural celebration is what is wanted but Nelson detests musicals. I'm sure Wendy will have a relation to deal with the blow-back from this commemorative letdown. Seriously a special session of conference? Sounds so boring for the premier event of The Restoration.

For years I was interested and looked forward to new temple announcements, but then as there started to be more and more I got less interested, went down to moderately intrigued, and now it doesn't matter anymore. The temple announcements were the only thing I found mildly worth paying attention to but now it's like a new Starbucks opening. Good job, LDS Corp!

...because it showed that the audience really, really cared!

anonyXmo Wrote:
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> For years I was interested and looked forward to
> new temple announcements, but then as there
> started to be more and more I got less interested,
> went down to moderately intrigued, and now it
> doesn't matter anymore. The temple announcements
> were the only thing I found mildly worth paying
> attention to but now it's like a new Starbucks
> opening. Good job, LDS Corp!


Think: Russian Temple, announced in '18; Ghost Temple!!

I seem to recall that the presenter of temple announcements during GC requested members to refrain from squealing in delight upon hearing THEIR area temple announced. Well I hope it will soon bite them in the arse that nobody will give a damn.

Sort of reminds me of the fallen movie star who walks down the street unrecognized and unadorned by fans.

messygoop Wrote:
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> Sort of reminds me of the fallen movie star who
> walks down the street unrecognized and unadorned
> by fans.

Boy I wish this were true but temples are like the Mormon Christus. Show pieces always adored and little attended.

I predict that they will blame everything on porn, say that the $100 billion is "the Lord's" money and he still needs more.

And no donuts. Only air will be served.

BYOD

The spirit of god like an airfryer is burning.

Well, both airfriers and GC use a lot of hot air.

They are a reduced calories option when you need to both feed your family and pay tithing and can't do both.