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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 10:19PM

OK ~


so ~


moms is always saying that the brown part of the banana is good ~

but ~


in b 4 ~ any exmo ever seen moms actually eating that part of the banana ~


in b 4 ~ exmo banana bread recipes ~

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 10:22PM

It's nasty. Don't eat the brown part.

Now if you want a zucchini banana bread recipe, I'm your woman.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 10:25PM

ziller has had a crush on you for years ~

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Posted by: Human ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 01:03AM

Get in line, Ziller!

I was there first.

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Posted by: Human ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 01:10AM

In Canada, growing up, there was one kind of banana, called banana. And they were yellow.

Then, at 18, I found myself in Rio. Many many many bananas. Different shapes, lengths, tastes and textures.

And they had many brown spots dispersed along the yellow.

“What’s this? Why are all the bananas rotten?”

No, kid. That’s just how bananas are.

Delicious, sweet, heavy, full.

Human

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 01:15AM

Sweet Darling, those were plantains.

Go to bed.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 10:38PM

I like a little green on mine....

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 10:48PM

Keep the banana out of your pants and it won't turn brown.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 22, 2020 11:54PM

I'll even throw in a spool of duct tape.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 11:46AM

I like brown bananas in and out of bread.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 11:56AM

my (now former) DW compared me to a cucumber...

just sayin'

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 12:23PM

She wanted a pickle.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 02:59PM

Pickles are cucumbers. I have some very tiny ones in a jar in my refrigerator.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 04:52PM

I wasn't asking about size.

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Posted by: pollythinks ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 02:19PM

I'll tell you how old I am:

I'm so old that:

. Bananas were not offered in any stores.

. My best friend, who lived in the L.A. Zoo (her step-father was the chief zoo keeper), had bananas in a bowl with a couple of other offerings (that zoo animals ate). Her mother saw me eyeing some in the fruit bowl on their dinning rm. table, and asked me, "Ann", would you like a banana? (WOULD I?!!)

My family was passing an upscale area in L.A. near our house, and my grandfather asked him to stop for a moment, as a peddler had a bunch of bananas to sell those passing by--and low and behold, I couldn't believe it when he bought some for us.

But, for the average Joe, no one else could afford them--even if they had access to some.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 02:22PM

I liked Woody Allen when he was funny.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 03:08PM


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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 03:00PM

Yes, we have no bananas.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 03:20PM


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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 06:50PM

30,000 pounds of bananas.
I wuz there. Really. 1964.
I assume they were all green

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws

There's a Wikipedia page. Mar 8, 1965. My error.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/30,000_Pounds_of_Bananas



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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 07:46PM

That album cover is a bit creepy, too.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 11:00PM

It is. I'd never seen that before, but it was the first link that came up. Not a great recording, truth be told.

There is a live concert performance that is a better recording, but it is several minutes longer, and it was kind of a comedy bit. That kind of grates for me, because locally it was a huge tragedy at the time. My uncle was the manager of the produce company making the shipment. My classmate's dad owned the trucking company. It was a young, new driver, who worked heroically to keep anyone else from being killed.

I get it. Tragedy plus time = comedy, and 30,000 pounds of bananas smeared down the road is admittedly kind of a comical image, which is why it came to my mind with this thread. But still, fifty some years later, it still makes me flinch a little.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 23, 2020 11:04PM

I once passed a semi carrying meat that had crashed and split open. Vehicles were stopped about a half a mile each way as people were grabbing as much as they could carry and load.

Part of me was repulsed at the blatant greed. On the other hand, why let all that food go to waste?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 04:55PM

Greed?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 24, 2020 02:45AM

My dad worked in Seattle - Magnolia - the rail station was called Interbay, I worked there during my college years. Dad was the chief clerk, he had a hand in expediting shipments.

across from the yard office there was a stub track where rail cars were loaded with bananas for shipment East & ?

About every week, a ship arrived in Seattle with a load of bananas, I watched it go past my childhood home @ Richmond Beach southbound on Puget Sound.

sometimes the shipment had more bananas than a boxcar would hold, they ended up in our basement to ripen.



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