1. Your favorite sin?

2. Has your favorite sin changes during your life?

3. What do you think your favorite sin will be just before you die?

Mine: 1. Fantacizing about God.

2. Yes.

3. Lusting after my hospice care providers.

I have never sinned.

Nor lied.

You miss the point. "Sin" is an imaginary religious construct.
Imaginary gods, imaginary sins.

  


              I hold fast to my belief
              that it was worth it, given
              how unlikely it is that the
              Celestial Kingdom exists.

1. Sloth
2. No
3. Too much trouble to contemplate.

Me too. Exactly.

Screen Name Wrote:
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> 3. ... my hospice care ...



Screen Name, I don’t think we knew this. :(
Take care , our friend.

I have two: Gluttony and sloth. The two together are the ultimate!

Denying the Holy Ghost. I just love doing it.

if he stopped asking for money all the time, i could stop saying no and denying him...

Hospice? I hope you are okay, dear friend!

He didn't say he was dying. That will be his favorite sin when he is about to die.

Present future perfect gerund, or something like that.

Mine has to be failure to believe or fake it.

That cost me family and money. Still, it was worth it, and I shall sin again.

Using my holy 'dedicated' tithing for things like cruises and vacations! I can really feel the 'spirit' when using it for worthy things!



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Not sure I can pick a favorite but I sure do enjoy loud laughter and speaking evil of the Lord's anointed.

Gosh, there are so many.

Evil speaking of the Lord’s anointed tops my list. I just can’t get enough. It’s like deacons and fart games.

Impure and unholy practices come in a close second. Ladies, I could use some help here. All comers accepted.

Coffee. And beer, but not both at the same time. Breaking the Word of Wisdom comes in third. I should be breaking it more, but for procrastination, which strangely enough is not a sin.

Sloth is a sin! It's one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Winner, winner and all that!

When my TBM brother was dying, he fantacized about the harem of wives he was going to have in the Celestial Kingdom. Since the were heavenly beings, all his women would be "perfected beings" around their mid-twenties, as the Mormons would have it.

My favorit last sin would to be so wasted on drugs that I would feel no pain.

I'm still doing field research.

spiritual adultary and astral travel sex

Thinking with a side order of research.

Smuggling oxygen by hiding it in my respiratory cavity, smoking oregano, and counterfeiting bowling shoes. Oh and dang, do I love lying.

Ok, truth time. Actually I'm an oxy(gen) addict and I have to smuggle just to get by. My real favorite sins are a toss up between glass looking, treasure digging, or buying up historical documents in order to hide their embarrassing contents from the general public and all the people who pay me to blow a verbal enema made of a proprietary mix of sunshine and crippling feelings of inadequacy up their anuses until it reaches their brains.

I also dig on a little folk magic and can't resist taking my boss's wagon for a wee spin of an evening. It makes me feel so alive and yet so ashamed that I hide my face in my hat a lot which really makes that addiction of mine jones up.

No, I think think it's gonna change. I'm pretty down with rolling how I roll. Right before I die I think I'll binge on O2 while lying my pants off about how none of the bad stuff was my fault and I deserve my hot virgins, whiskey spring, and a chocolate volcano.



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I am laughing unseemly loudly!

That, too, be-ith a sin, so I'm told. Let us continue to do so. It's not like anyone's gonna turn us into a pillar of sal--

Um, not like anyone's gonna make our beasts of burden chastise--

Um, not like we're going to catch any flack on Twitter. :-)

I hope Screen Name gets a chuckle. "Hospice nurse" isn't a noun that goes by my notice without my trying to give good cheer.

Agreed. SN is great people and I hope, nay pray to whatever gods may be, that s/he is doing as well as possible!

1. Fornication.

2. I don't know; I've been too busy fornicating.

3. Probably fornication. No, wait--yes. Fornication.

Sin vaca

Soaking sounds interesting, tried.... apparently I got a hair trigger.

Find a woman who shaves!!

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Find a woman who shaves!!


Back 50-60 years ago, if I'd seen a shaved one I'd probably would have lost my load before I could have said wow

OMG you're killing me. HAHAHAHAHA I just HAHAHA


UGH! Whatchoogottado to get a freaking crying laughing emoji around here?

This will have to do XD



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Given how much of my thinking is divided between my brain and my stomach, I'd have to say Gluttony is in the top five.

Occasionally, I like to laugh out loud*, so that also makes the top five.






*To be perfectly honest, I've never really understood why loud laughter is a sin in Mormonism. Is Mormon God a killjoy or was it a leftover of the Puritan "Absolutely no fun if you want to get into heaven" idea?

heterosexual oral copulation

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> heterosexual oral copulation

Based on the need to a) defile someone's face with your pee-pee and b) a desire to return to the womb.

Based on my dream interpretations, zee favorite human sins ist zee murder und zee incest. I haf not tried zese yet.

Hard to pick just one! They're all so satisfying.

So much so that many people would do them even knowing that they were neither sins, nor harmful ... maybe? I can’t speak for everyone.

Indeed, EOD

Lethbridge Reprobate Wrote:
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> Hard to pick just one! They're all so satisfying.

Vot about zee murder und zee incest?

I cowet my neighbor's cow also very much.

Deets!

Self pleasuring. I am only human. Its not as naughty when you are not in religion though.

When I was a Teacher, we had a Sunday School teacher who was big on sin and Sons of Perdition and all that; she would mention them at least once every lesson. There were a couple of smartass kids who would always ask if they could become a Son of Perdition, and the teacher would always reply that they "didn't know enough to be a Son of Perdition."

Well, I bet I "know" enough now. After all, I've had "the light" and denied it by resigning from the One True, giving up my priesthood and all associated blessings.

I can't call that my favorite sin, but in the eyes of ChurchCo it's certainly the most egregious--and that, at least, gives me some pleasure.

My strong and manly hands fondling power tools.

Put your clothes on and come after your prize.

Marrying my Catholic divorcee sweetheart in a civil ceremony and never taking her the a cult Sunday service and raising my children away from organized religion.

Sex drugs and rock and roll!

Thinking.

Definitely fornication. I am angry at the church lies and guilt that stopped me in my teens. I did everything right and my marriage to the one my leaders supposedly saw in a vision was a sexless sham. I made up for it though. I lost count. Next I want to corrupt some Mormon girls I should’ve had sex with in my teens who are also disillusioned.

SL Richards Wrote:
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> Definitely fornication. I am angry at the church
> lies and guilt that stopped me in my teens. I
> did everything right and my marriage to the one my
> leaders supposedly saw in a vision was a sexless
> sham. I made up for it though. I lost count. Next
> I want to corrupt some Mormon girls I should’ve
> had sex with in my teens who are also
> disillusioned.

I bet a majority of us older guys are in the same train of thought, add to that how we wish we would have been able to understandd the signals girls were sending about availability. We were completely clueless.

> I bet a majority of us older guys
> are in the same train of thought,
> add to that how we wish we would
> have been able to understand the
> signals girls were sending about
> availability. We were completely
> clueless.

I think that it was our 'innocence' that caused the effect. Had we not been so clueless, we would have been typical males and the would have played hard to get. That's my theory.

I have, on more than one occasion, been grabbed by the shirt-front, hauled up close to a grimacing face and asked, point-blank, "Are we going to have sex, or what?!"

Thank ghawd the majority of times it was a woman...

I was going to say: there are some of your mission experiences we do NOT want to hear.

Can relate to St Richard.

Watching R-rated movies.

Actually, I never bought into that one even at my Mo-est.

I remember once having a conversation with my Stake President about an R-rated movie we had both recently seen.

The R rated movie thing was one thing my TBM ex-husband never bought into, which I liked.

I need to find the native speaker Norwegian guy to translate the discussion back to english ...