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Posted by: NotBYUboner ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 01:25AM

Allrighty then.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 01:38AM

It's about damn time !

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Posted by: NotBYUboner ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 01:52AM

Absolutely sucks that the dude can’t stop the disease. If he could do something to curb disease, poverty, etc...

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 01:59AM

At least now he can keep you from going to jail for polygamy.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 02:02AM

This is Rusty’s big chance to prove himself. Expose all of the Q15 and the 70s to CoV, then give them a priesthood blessing. He gets to prove the power of his priesthood. If he loses a few, their faith was weak anyway. Better they should go early.

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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 09:54AM

The only sure way to prevent getting the virus is by paying your tithing. Wouldn't hurt to clean a toilet or two while you're at it.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 10:02AM

Rusty is very busy right now giving new names to old programs. No time to bother with pandemics and poverty.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 10:22AM


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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 10:47AM

I live in the greatest concentration of Christian Science practitioners anywhere!



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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 09:22PM

Do they wear lab coats with big crosses on them and have overloaded pocket protectors ?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 25, 2020 12:53PM

They tend to be female, and older. Thus, little old ladies, but not exclusively. I've never known Christian Scientists to wear religious jewelry, but you're likely to see a picture of Mary Baker Eddy in a practitioner's office. But no pictures of Jesus, though. That's why I consider LDS "art" such a hoot.

You can become a CS practitioner by taking a two-week course which is an in-depth (ha!) study of the last chapter of Eddy's textbook, "Science & Health With Key To the Scriptures," titled "Recapitulation," which summarizes her inane theology.

And that's supposed to give you the professional standing of an MD!

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 10:52AM


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Posted by: OneWayJay ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 05:01PM

"Greater things than I have done, you will do".

Jesus never made $124 Billion!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 25, 2020 12:53PM


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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 09:11PM

Welcome on board “not me.” I hope this isn’t matter and anti-matter coming together—that would be nasty ... sorry, that just slipped out ... er ... came out ... Star Trek, think Star Trek!

But, in reply to your post—-there is no Coronavirus. We will never apologize for the Coronavirus. Don’t get your information from the internet—-just from your approved non-Coronavirus leaders. When your non-Coronavirus leaders have spoken—the discussion is over; you are free to question whether or not the Coronavirus exists, but don’t speak about it openly. Doubt your Coronavirus doubts. Okay, just pay your fucking tithing! The viral Boner.



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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 09:21PM


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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: February 24, 2020 09:24PM

Thanks C12, a buddy told me I needed to get back. Imagine some wanker, “Not BYU Boner.” What kind of Boner would post that? :) the dude probably went to The University of Utah. The Utah FAN’S Boner



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/24/2020 09:26PM by BYU Boner.

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Posted by: Not BYUboner ( )
Date: February 25, 2020 12:28AM

Ask the Lord for a receipt. The cookies. Also, that.

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