Posted by:
babyloncansuckit
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Date: March 08, 2020 08:34PM
Back to Missouri, because Jesus is coming real soon like for sure this time. I must confess, I was led astray by Lori Vallow’s goddess thing, but Mormonism kinda leaves a guy wide open to the whole Fatal Attraction thing. I’m over that, but just in case I’m hedging my bets against the July time frame.
I’m still a little conflicted about the bungees. Should I use nylon strap-downs instead? Those loads can shift a bit when pushing these heaps up and down hills and stuff.
But anything for Jesus. Just wait, he’ll clear a path right through the Zombie Apocalypse and personally escort the saints into Independence, Missouri unceremoniously ejecting the bums currently inhabiting the place. That’s my testimony, which I leave with you in the name of cheese and crackers, amen.