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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 01:03PM


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 01:07PM

Yes, but how do you feel about it?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 01:34PM

Its Uranus. How do you feel?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 01:08PM

If you mean the space between my pajama pants and my couch cushions while I watch the morning news and have coffee, you're correct.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 01:27PM

that is gross OPie ~


#reported ~

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 01:36PM

https://www.livescience.com/uranus-gas-blob-voyager-2-discovery.html

Buried inside data that NASA's iconic Voyager 2 spacecraft gathered at Uranus more than 30 years ago is the signature of a massive bubble that may have stolen a blob of the planet's gassy atmosphere.

That's according to scientists who analyzed archived Voyager 2 observations of the magnetic field around Uranus. These measurements had been studied before, but only using a relatively coarse view. In the new research, scientists instead looked at those measurements every two seconds. That detail showed what had previously been missed: an abrupt zigzag in the magnetic field readings that lasted just one minute of the spacecraft's 45-hour journey past Uranus.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 01:45PM

anybody Wrote:
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> ...the magnetic
> field around Uranus.

I have to use that one on my wife.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 01:57PM

True story.....years ago I had a business trip to Jupiter Florida. A few days before I left, my FIL at the time, was in his car getting ready to leave our house. He said to me "so you're going to Florida."

I said "yeah, I told (your daughter (my wife at the time)) that I had to go to Jupiter, but i'd rather go to Uranus."

He said "you mean Uranus (pronounced "yurunus?"

I said "no" and pointed to my wife and said "Herunus."

And we all had a good laugh.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 02:30PM

A Star Fart!!

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 02:33PM

Obviously there are benefits to social distancing that go beyond avoiding coronavirus and Mormons.

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Posted by: Ted ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 03:46PM

There was a large explosion associated with the event according to NASA sources. All surround particulate were immediately vaporized. Must be a source incredible potential latent energy. God help us all.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 04:59PM

It does that every time it gets close to Kolob.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 11:05AM

Uranus is where the Mormon tackyon portal to Kolob is.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 05:37PM

Better than reports of Uranus having Klingons.

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Posted by: 6 iron ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 05:50PM

How is toilet paper like the Enterprise?

It flies around Uranus wiping out the Klingons

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 05:57PM

"Revelations" from the big 15 come from Uranus.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 05:59PM

Just wait, Al Gore will blame it on fossil fuels and global warming.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 27, 2020 06:00PM

So tell us where Al Gore was wrong.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:00PM


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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:02PM

He did invent The Internet. Just saying.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 12:36PM

the greatest love story since Romeo and Juliette.

:+\

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 10:06PM

Who says he invented the internet ?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 10:46PM

He might have said something about "taking responsibility for the invention (or development) of the internet. What he did do was introduce legislation to advance inter-computer & data communication from what was mostly an academic environment to commercial, and then retail, applications.

An interesting read:

https://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/did-al-gore-invent-the-internet-1447761524

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 11:09PM

Did he say he invented the internet or is this another of your pipedreams.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 11:13AM

It is just a joke. No one invented The Internet. Like many human things at such a scale it evolved. I might be wrong. Was there one individual who invented it?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 03:35PM

Basically. I was watching him on CNN at the time and thought it was a really dumb thing to say even if by some stretch it’s true.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 30, 2020 11:50AM

my kids told me: "You're a Fart Smeller"

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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: March 31, 2020 09:54PM

It did what?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 01, 2020 11:13AM

An old fart was discovered.

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