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Posted by: MormonMartinLuther ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 12:51AM
Magician at Church - who will be next contestant on Church Idol

Now for my next trick!
(Rusty the Magnificent pauses for the crowd.)

I will make godhood and $100B disappear from the tithing fund!
(Mormon audience gasps. Rusty waves his hankie three times.)

Behold it is gone! (A large lady in the front row faints.)

Now for my finale!
I will make $100B reappear in Ensign Peak Advisors Fund!

(Rusty taps his light pen on the side of the portfolio)

Tada!

(Audience starts clapping furiously.)
"What an inspired man!" one lady says to those around her.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: May 07, 2020 09:04AM
Re: Magician at Church - who will be next contestant on Church Idol

MormonMartinLuther Wrote:
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> "What an inspired man!" one lady says to those
> around her.




Was that Wendy or Sheri ?

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Posted by: Perdition ( )
Date: May 12, 2020 05:17AM
Re: Magician at Church - who will be next contestant on Church Idol

Verily a marvelous Work and a Wonder.

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